ChessersSuiteChecklist

Wow, this is a pretty old node . . . pretty funny, too, if you ask me. -JoshMiddendorf

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2001

Josh

• 1 Phone
• 1 Answering Machine
• 1 Chess Set
• Software (PhotoShop?, WW2 Fighters, more)
• 2 Computers (You remember both, right?)
• Clothes (I'll bring shirts this year, really!)

Micah

• Everything that was left in the lounge at the end of last year, including, but not limited to:
  • Lots of textbooks that don't belong to me
  • An umbrella
  • A jar for the storage of inherently evil candy
  • The lid to Josh's laundry basket
  • A bag of hot glue gun sticks
  • A small fan
  • A large fan
  • More pens and pencils than are strictly necessary
  • Tea
  • The contents of last year's bulletin board (good Spanish/English? dictionary, etc.)
  • Whatever else I put in storage and forgot about
  • Whatever else I didn't put in storage, but forgot about anyway
• 1 computer
• 1 2001 calendar
• Assorted showing-off stuff (7 clubs, a semi-infinite number of balls, stilts, random devil-stick parts)
• A bunch of books
• 1 stereo
• 2 chess sets (possibly including the one Josh thinks he's bringing?)
• 2 chess clocks (ditto)
• 1 phone/answering machine (ditto)
• A bunch of bowls and silverware, and a pot
• More classical music than you can shake a very small stick at (but a slightly larger one than last year)
• The frogs
• Stuff owned by Alex/Daniel? that's currently in a corner of the lounge/under JL's bed, in his closet, or a moose
• Rachel's pillows/fish (not sure what she was planning on doing with them, but it might involve leaving them in the lounge) My fish!! It'll probably live upstairs with Rachel and I since it probably isn't pure enough to live in ChessersSuite. --MaryPeter
• Any nonperishable food that I don't manage to eat before the end of the summer (probably including lots of spaghetti and ramen)
• Random impulsive thing
• Hot sauce
• Hair spray
• Elephants

Alex:

• One keyboard (the musical kind) that I might bring if I plan on having time to compose/play random stuff on
• One beat-up car (honestly)
• One water boiler
• one iron with ironing board (I really can't figure out why my mom keeps giving me these kinds of things)
• One hamster
• 1 phone (no answering machine)
• 1 bike pump
• 2 wall calendars
• 1 chess clock
• 1 computer
• A bunch of assorted computer parts
• Computer games (Rainbow 6, Thief, Thief 2, The Sims, Earthworm Jim, Jedi Knight, Alpha Centauri, all my ROMs and a bunch of older games) Mmm . . . -JoshMiddendorf Please tell me you're keeping your games in a locked box to which Josh does not have a key. -MaryPeter Yeah, distracting people with crack is my job. --EvilSouthie
• 1 pair of silly-looking dinosaur slippers

And once again, I am leaving for the untamed wilderness (Zion this time) in less than 48 hours

Suite Property

• 1 Dress
• Lamps
• Refrigerator
• Natalie Portman, Naked and Petrified You know, I'm really worried that keeping Natalie Portman (Naked and Petrified) is lowering the purity of our suite... We should ask her what her purity score is.-AlexBobbs Micah is on campus . . .-JoshMiddendorf
• Nick's Soul
• BobDole

Desired

• Yet another couch
• YourMom
• A Zort ICBM
• Orbital fireworks
• Two hard-boiled eggs. *HONK* Make that three hard-boiled eggs.

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2000

Josh

• 1 Phone
• 1 Answering Machine
• 1 Chess Set
• 1 Natalie Portman Naked And Petrified yummy
• 1 Chess Board
• 1 pogostick
• 1 Computer (w/ Subwoofer and little speakers)
• Very Small Stick

Alex

• 1 Toyota Corrolla (Well, later this year) It actually took me another 2 years to get this car, although in the mean time I had the CrappiestCarEver
• 1 Phone
• 1 Hamster
• 1 Iron
• 1 Water Boiler
• 1 "101 ways to prepare hamster" cookbook
• 1 Chess Clock
• 1 E&M Book
• 1 Archaic Computer with a MIDI Keyboard
• A lot of choral music that's sitting in my attic right now

BTW, I'm leaving for Alaska in less than 48 hours, so I don't have much time for furniture shopping or anything

Daniel

• 1 pair hot grits ready pants
• 4 pancakes

Micah

• hot grits for pouring down pants
• 1 pancake loving ninja
• 1 DEs book (Boyce+Diprima)
• 1 chess set
• 1 chess board (probably)
• 1 computer that nobody else will want to use
• 1 water filter pitcher
• 1 stereo system
• assorted equipment for the purposes of showing off (1 pr stilts, 4 clubs, maybe balls, maybe a uni)
• more classical music than you can shake a very small stick at
• 2 chaotic dancing frogs

Desired

• 1 or 2 Couch(es)
• 1 Fridge
• 1 microwave?
• 1 coffee machine?
• additional bad slashdot troll references
• 1 small thermonuclear device (smaller than a breadbox please)
• Country Music! (if you bring this, please be sure to remember the TND)
• 2 hard-boiled eggs
• 2 fried farts and one onion (not really, but I've always been amused by that phrase)

The UberGuru of Biology may be able to provide the small TND (thermonuclear device), but if not, will Anthrax be ok?