ChrisHoffman

ChrisHoffman was one of the PlattFrosh who was InvitedToRetire after his first semester. A MathMajor, Chris met his doom because he failed to go to class or do his homework. Ever.

• But he did watch a good deal of Boston Legal. That has to count for something. --SkyeBerghel, who from this comment is apparently channeling the spirit of the dead JasonWinerip

He asks that he be used as warning to FrOsh, that they should avoid his mistakes.

• I'm kind of tempted to invent the verb "to Chris", meaning "to do silly things like skip Chem Lab and stay up all night watching TV instead of doing Prob Stat homework". But with the number of Chris's in East, this could be confusing. -- SkyeBerghel

Chris hopes to return one day, possibly sometime in the next year or so, but has no definite plans to that end at the moment.