<@Patroklos> I mean, doesn't that make all of you slightly bad human beings for advocated this behavior <@Skye|Laptop> what, the trolling, or the raping? <@Skye|Laptop> i don't adovocate trolling
<@vampirecoffee> you see, jason, i trust your judgement
<@vampirecoffee> ok, jason has a point
<@masterzora> Speaking as someone with common sense, I agree with Jason. <@masterzora> ... <@masterzora> I strike that sentence from existence <@masterzora> Those words don't make sense like that
<@masterzora> I think I'm going to cry a little bit on the inside for saying this <@masterzora> but I think Jason has a point
(to SkyeBerghel) <Patroklos> ok, I give up, you win. Your position is more absurd, I give up the troll
<@Patroklos> I know she does Chris * Patroklos has been in that situation with Chris's mom
<@Patroklos> hmmm, if I sent valve an angry e-mail saying GET YOUR TOFU OUT OF MY WINGS! I doubt they'd understand <@reacocard> lol <@reacocard> you should do it anyway <@Patroklos> fine, but I should probably rephrase it GET YOUR TOFU OFF MY MEAT-LOVERS PIZZA!
<@Patroklos> go have sex with many womens Skye <@FallingSkye?> it is what i do
<@Elyscape> anyway, I gotta go die. back in a bit.
<@FallingSkye?> well, sometimes Person A is a dog rapist <@FallingSkye?> and sometimes they are a kitten
<@Goobergunch> do we have to have the first annual #HMC gayoff?
<@Ely[out]> DORA'S BIG BIRTHDAY ADVENTURE? <@Ely[out]> SIGN ME UP
<@masterzora> Just remember, you're guilty for sparking this idea in my mind <@Patroklos> I'm not gonna feel penitent for your tangents
<@CCY> so <@CCY> what I like is <@CCY> leprosy tentacle porn anime
<@Patroklos> I think that cutting the heads off things is how you make them gender neutral
<@Goobergunch> if anybody can upgrade, say, The Web of Fear to 1080p <@Goobergunch> I will love them forever <@Goobergunch> ditto for 720p, 480p, 1p.... <@Goobergunch> some shillings....
<@Goobergunch> it can be the West Berlin of soft drinks!
<@Elyscape> CAN'T YOU STORE THAT IN, LIKE <@Elyscape> NOTHING
<@Patroklos> whoa, I never realized manitees were so sexy before
<@masterzora> nah, but they sometimes just have infinity jello instead
<@prototype27> I unfortunately am not unemployed
<@Patroklos> man, it's always awkward when it starts raining mexicans
<@masterzora> Dan <@masterzora> Stop listening to me
-!- mode +o Calder by reacocard, reacocard, reacocard <@Goobergunch> .... wut * Calder develops op cancer -!- mode -o Calder by Goobergunch <@Goobergunch> Cured!
<@Calder> what's that orange bar for in the bottom right corner of my XChat window? <@Calder> is it my XP meter? <@masterzora> there's an easy way to find out <@masterzora> go kill something <@masterzora> if it gets bigger <@masterzora> yes <@reacocard> ^ <@reacocard> also iirc its lag measurement or something like that <@reacocard> but i could be very wrong * Calder silences a ferocious rice cracker <@Calder> wow <@Calder> it... actually went up
<@Alaszun|Desktop> <-Kevin Oelze. I graded you in algs ;P <@dmitriy> oh <@dmitriy> sorry
<@pants> from this point onwards, I refer to hitler as "the tickle monster"
<@masterzora> If the floor's not shaking, what's the point? <@FallingSkye?> IT'S JOHNNY CASH <@FallingSkye?> THAT'S THE POINT <@FallingSkye?> FOLSOM PRISON BLUES IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOUSE MUSIC <@Goobergunch> really? <@Goobergunch> I think the House could learn from it <@FallingSkye?> thanks martin
[Elyscape has been telling a long story for the past half-hour, with no end in sight] 16:49:27 -!- mode +v Elyscape by eiko 16:49:47 -!- Alaszun|Work kicked Elyscape from #HMC (Sh) 16:49:47 -!- Elyscape ~email@example.com has joined #HMC 16:51:15 -!- Elyscape is now known as and_I_yell_at_him 16:51:22 -!- and_I_yell_at_him is now known as YOU_FRAMED_ME
[Actually from OctothorpeContact? but close enough] 11:14 < Alaszun|Work> swimming bears doesn't start with PARA.. 11:14 < Drunken_Swimmer> :/ 11:14 < Drunken_Swimmer> really?
13:40:34 <@Goobergunch> I'm a Jew 13:40:36 <@Goobergunch> I always have interest
13:09:49 <@Goobergunch> So Pope Mussolini was a young female goat. Noted.
[Actually from OctothorpeContact? but close enough] 19:22:45 < prototype27> with the right interns, DVI output can go to HDMI input
22:34:16 <@masterzora> Deus Ex teaches me the true meaning of friendship 22:34:25 <@masterzora> whenever I am hurt, my friend the medbot is always there for me
<@Patroklos> massacres are always fun
<@Hastings> you'll forgive me if I don't hate the red sox at least as much as the red sox at this point
<@pants> pit bulls cause conflict on mailing lists <@pants> should be outlawed
<@Spellman> only minor problem with an alcohol habit: gets exspensive <@Spellman> that and people who wind up with alcoholism
<@masterzora> new pick up line: "Did you hear prop 8 is unconstitutional? Let's fuck." <@Hastings> "without condoms, so we can show the gays who's boss"
<@masterzora> give bitches misogyny <@masterzora> bitches love misogyny
<@Hastings> ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE MY CROTCH A NORWEIGAN SLEEPER AGENT???
<@Alaszun|Work> wait fuck <@Alaszun|Work> I have to creepily take people into Sam's bedroom on Saturday
<@TallNapoleon?> we could just make fun of the Jew instead~ <@Goobergunch> CURSE YOU HISTORICAL INEVITABILITY
<@Hastings|work> god bless you, canada
(technically from OctothorpeConjugate? but close enough) * Gorilla slides a bear down the bar to the bier
<@Aaeriele> Getting bored of space. Wanna go to tabs.
<@reacocard> CSS has many death stars
<@masterzora> everyone walks right into penises
<@Patroklos> also, just caught up on the XKCD what-ifs. Saw the phrase "The storage industry produces in the neighborhood of 650 million hard drives per year. " and thought "Dammit K, you do NOT need that much disk"
Netsplit over, joins: lasagna
* Patroklos needs to try killing more people.
<@Patroklos1?> That zipfile was clearly a black woman.
<@reacocard> success! I have failures!
<@masterzora> in retrospect, setting a grep with -R against the entire Youtube source may have been a suboptimal move >.>
While entirely too long for this page, #HMC also hosted [the full PurplePassion experience].