How dare you compare my ScrippSie friends and me to Wheaties? We're not the breakfast of champions!
We're more like an after-dinner mint or a late night snack.
It's not a comparison to a bland breakfast cereal. It's a comparison to a martini. You clearly haven't read enough KurtVonnegut?. And morning-time is a perfectly good time for ScrippSies.
ScrippSies travel in troubles.