BryanVisser

aka Crazy Bryan

ImAWhale

Joint Chem-Bio major of 2013

Dorm President with CoreyLoescher and AaronPribadi 2011 and Dorm Mentor with SidraHussain 2011

Worked in the Vosburg Lab Spring '11 and the Haushalter Lab Spring '12. Thesis'd in Haushalter Lab

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As a frosh he lived in East 105 with roommate JosiahGaskin

As a sophmore he lived in East 152 with roommate CorwynEvansKlock

As a junior he lived in East 172 suiting with StephanieLevins

As a senior he lived in East 174 suiting with AllisonCard

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Wishes to remain anonymously involved in RowsOfRhos the 2009 LongTallGlasses prank

Originator of the phrase "Put it on your head!" during Eastmas, 2012.

Will not punch anyone in the throat, but will gladly assist mentees in punching abstract problems (such as roommate conflict) in the throat. (PunchItInTheThroat)

• But.... Abstract (Algebra) has no throat!
  • Frosh should not be taking Abstract
  • Well, then, we need to give it one.

Takes emergency dictatorial powers in a coup d'etat (Nov 5, 2011).

• Now Former-Emperor.
• We need 80 presidents, one for each state of the Eastern Bloc.
• Annexes South.
• Declares Pluto planet again.

All hail Emperor Bryan!*

• Emperor of the Sluts
• Born to Hoedown

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