TimeSuckXIV

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Possibly the only TimeSuck ever to have moved to Linde for junior year.

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* This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also can boil an egg at 30 paces. Whether you want it to or not actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.
* Because life is short and you are hot.

* "This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also can boil an egg at 30 paces. Whether you want it to or not actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."
* "Because life is short and you are hot."

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* Butt buddies don't play LOL together.

* Butt buddies don't play LoL together.

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* hester = bigot(600);

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* Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!

* "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!"

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* I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

* "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

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* I decided I was being too productive, so I wanted to make it harder.
* I don't want to go to bed 'cuz when I wake up it'll be stems!
* Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

TimeSuckXIV is the 14th generation of TimeSuck, for the 2010-2011 academic year.

TimeSuckXIV-l@hmc.edu -- We have our own mailing list, because we're that legit.

Possibly the only TimeSuck ever to have moved to Linde for junior year.

Its constituents are:

Things You Should Know

: We are the Time Succubi:
: We live in Time Suck,
: We are extremely attractive,
: And we steal men's souls through their penises.

The Rules

No Boob Forking
Snakey Stays Sober
No Hobos

Important Things

DFTBA
Optical Transsexual Corruption
I think I'm going to give birth to a fish.
Yay for pot mooching!
Don't poke the giant pile of Jesus gremlins.
Buy ALL THE HOOKERS!
Don't you just want to hug it, then punch it in the head?
Masturbating is basically the same as working out.
Poisoning the whale?
He's seen Grindlewald's penis. Have you?
Sometimes I trick the couch into thinking that I am a walrus.

"This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also can boil an egg at 30 paces. Whether you want it to or not actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."
"Because life is short and you are hot."
Mexico doesn't have a D-pad.
You. Gutter. OUT!
When in a suit, one must be more like the Old Spice Guy.
Butt buddies don't play LoL together.
What is he, a BlowJobocologist??
But your blonde friend said yes.
You own your wife, but you possess your mistress.
You know, like a double date. Bonk. Bonk.
Apparently you can rent midgets.
I always worry about Canada.
"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!"
This must be what old people feel like... and blockbuster.
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
"Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." "Cause I'm pretty?" "Cause you're pretty..."
Bro. No hobo.
I decided I was being too productive, so I wanted to make it harder.
I don't want to go to bed 'cuz when I wake up it'll be stems!
Qu'est-ce que 'sup?