WaysToPissOffDavidScott

General

• Tickling him just above the manubrium
• Flutter-shuffling his 7 Wonders cards.
• Waking him up, even for sex
• Calling him David Scott
• Calling him Scavid Dotts
• Calling him D. Scotty
• Calling him The Great Scott
• Pulling down the foam thing on his wall. (Check it out!)
• Yu Gi Oh.
• Being Jacob Peacock
• Mentioning MODO misplays.

Style

• Not closing your parens. (This is enough of an offense to warrant a Schmack message, apparently
• Tell him his python code doesn't follow PEP8 and his disregard for standardization efforts doesn't make him wise and mature
• Tell him the point of a standard is not to encompass all possible valid solutions, but too designate a *standard* solution for use

School

• Not texing your CS81 homework.
• Making silly mistakes on the homework he's grading.
• Not putting your name on your CS81 homework.
• Not stapling your homework.
• AI (and associated midterms).

Out and about

• Talking louder than a whisper in back hall.
• Dumping small volumes of water in back hall
• Refusing to purchase so-called "baby carrots", which are just whittled down big carrots.

Laundry

• Stealing laundry baskets from the laundry room.
• Writing anonymously on his door that you have kidnapped a laundry basket.
• Laundering the lounge blankets.
• Referring to SolForge? as HearthStone?.
• Putting things under the wrong heading on the WaysToPissOffDavidScott page.

Lounge

• Leaving anything under the bar.
• Touching the speakers.
• Leaving the TV on.
• Pointing out that he hasn't changed his current position in 3 hours.
• Pointing out that he has changed his current position in 3 hours.
• Tripping over his power cable when it's plugged in on the other side of the room even though there is a power strip right next to him.

Meta

• Adding things to this list.
• Adding things to this list immediately after discovering they piss off David Scott
• Acknowledging that you are doing this