Has a job: SRE at Google Kirkland starting sometime after graduation.
Has a website: https://jphillpot.github.io/
Likes math, computer science, history, puzzles, weightlifting, and BDSM.
Was ProctorOfVice for 2014-2015.
Would probably be willing to hook up with you some time.
Things that John said or that people said about John:
It has been (rather bluntly) made clear that Silver has no need of John's "smooth silky edges."
"By the intermediate value theorem, it also comes from the penis."
This John doesn't exist, and probably shouldn't. - PatrickMeehan