Often seen staying up late in the lounge awkwardificating with certain peoples. His nose function starts the penis game. He has yet to lose.
Stanislaw Lem is a god of literature. That is all.
He's gonna make you an offer you can't refurbish.
Was a ProctorOfVice for 2012-2013.
Has PatriNumber and WhedonNumber 6.
Know, lest due warning be denied by thee,
An thief thou come male whore shalt surely flee.
Legend has it that if you say SlapCup? in the lounge three times, Patrick will be summoned to EastDorm.