Often seen staying up late in the lounge awkwardificating with certain peoples. His nose function starts the penis game. He has yet to lose.
Stanislaw Lem is a god of literature. That is all.
He's gonna make you an offer you can't refurbish.
Was a ProctorOfVice for 2012-2013.
Has PatriNumber and WhedonNumber 6.
Know, lest due warning be denied by thee,
An thief thou come male whore shalt surely flee.
--Priapus59?
Legend has it that if you say SlapCup? in the lounge three times, Patrick will be summoned to EastDorm.
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