Patrick was and always will be a Sontag frosh, and a barbecue bitch, which he was but will not always be, and in fact no longer is. He is also no longer a barbecue baron. In his free time, he likes to masturbate horses. He gets paid. It's good money, if a bit of a strain on the wrists. Those horses don't masturbate themselves, you know. Has to do with the hoofs, as it turns out. Awkward business. We try not to talk about it.|
Often seen staying up late in the lounge awkwardificating with certain peoples. His nose function starts the penis game. He has yet to lose.
Stanislaw Lem is a god of literature. That is all.
He's gonna make you an offer you can't refurbish.
Was a ProctorOfVice for 2012-2013.
Know, lest due warning be denied by thee,
An thief thou come male whore shalt surely flee.