This substance has been concocted. It has also been tried. It's not actually as bad as all that. Go ahead. Try it. ;) --PamelaRettig (maryland is a really, really boring state...)
Heck, I tried it. Admittedly, I immediately flushed it down the toilet, but hey, I tried it. And at least it's not as bad as Dr Chocolate-thousand-rocky-mountain-pad-strami --KurtDresner