[Home]KoboldCreature

Known to inhabit the basement of HarveyMuddCollege in a quest to protect the students from, well... anything else, really.
They also appear as monsters in most every RoguelikeGame known to humankind. Thus, the following bit of condensed wisdom:

 Cobalt's metal, hard and shining
 COBOL's wordy and confining
 Kobolds topple when you strike them
 Don't feel bad, it's hard to like them.
  -- from The RogueletsAbc

Does ProfessorEvans know about this?

I like Kobolts.


Their defining trait, however, seems to be that they are extremely weak, and thus:

 99 kobolds with spears in the hall 
 99 kobolds with spears
 Take one down, whack it around 
 98 kobolds with spears in the hall.
 . 
 . 
 . 

Kobalt Abuse!

Maybe so. But they're none too kind to 1st-level AngBand mages who've run out of mana, either.

Admitedly this is true.


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