PenGuin

"Did you know a penguin's neck bones make up approximately half of its total body length?"

Penguins are very interesting creatures. Some may say NickGrisanti is a PenGuin, or tangentially related to them (something something Bio52). Nonetheless, they are very odd birds.

[Bendystraw Cabbagepatch says "penglings" here]

• I bet someone with a lot of random penguin knowledge could save this from the NearlyEmptyPages...
• Penguins are not as cool as owls. That is my unpopular opinion.
  • Have you considered the magnificent penguin owl?

• Also a penguin in water is very majestic, you must admit. An owl in water is a sad boi :(
  • Sure, but can penguins fly? I’m pretty sure you should NOT try and get them to fly, you will regret it.