PenGuin

"Did you know a penguin's neck bones make up approximately half of its total body length?"

Penguins are very interesting creatures. Some may say NickGrisanti is a PenGuin, or tangentially related to them (something something Bio52). Nonetheless, they are very odd birds.

[Bendystraw Cabbagepatch says "penglings" here]

• I bet someone with a lot of random penguin knowledge could save this from the NearlyEmptyPages...
• Penguins are not as cool as owls. That is my unpopular opinion.
  • Have you considered the magnificent penguin owl?

                

• Also a penguin in water is very majestic, you must admit. An owl in water is a sad boi :(
  • Sure, but can penguins fly? I’m pretty sure you should NOT try and get them to fly, you will regret it.
    • According to the BBC, [YES!]

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Facts about PenGuins? they won’t tell you in books:

• Pain is stored in the penguin
• Conversely, love is stored in the penguin
  • Therefore love = pain?

                 What?? No! Not necessarily. What a highly illogical conclusion!

                 Consider this: the lounge sometimes simultaneously stores froshlings and crusty old seniors.

                 Yet you wouldn't conclude that therefore crusty old seniors == froshlings, would you? (Would you?)

                 What I do know is that pengos store fish... Is this to say fish are pain?

• If you look hard enough you can see a penguin in anything
• Panguins can be thrown at 3/5 c to make a point
  • They can already fly on their own; no need to throw them. Also, crikey, what points are y'all making that require a penguin at 3/5 c? Actually, do I want to know?

Aie! Waddles where art thou? The call of penguin duty knocks upon thy window. FunWiki requires you!!!!!