And she'll have fun, fun, fun...

We'll start with a CGI I wrote as an interface to a popular UNIX game -- Get your fortune told: OK, well, not really. This is a link to a random saying, such as one might find on a fortune cookie. NOTE: These fortunes tend to be off-colour, and may offend some people. If you feel that you are susceptible to being offended by jokes or vulgarity, please do not choose this link.

I've also created a page of humourous quotes that you are welcome to explore, along with a list of things I've learned from commercials which may not necessarily be what the advertiser intended. :-) These are all actual quotes and commercials, by the way; I'm not making any of them up. :)

Of course, I'm not the only web publisher with a sense of humour. Check out some more of the funniest things on port 80:

• The Smile Page: Do you need a good reason to smile? Check out this link and be happy.
• Spatula City: This may be the most entertaining site on the entire world wide web. Explore thoroughly... but at your own risk! Spatula City is so much fun, I've added a couple of extra links just to give you more reasons to check them out!
  • The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything: For those of you who believe that size doesn't matter :-).
  • For Your Eyes Only: This page is a link to some of the most shocking nudity in cyberspace. Please, if you are not comfortable with the body and seeing it like you've never seen it before, do not choose this link!! However, if you want to be shocked and amazed beyond your wildest dreams, venture forth.
• The Guide to Urinal Etiquette: That's right. For many years, you've wondered how exactly one is supposed to conduct himself in a public bathroom. Michael Sykes of the University of Alberta has come to your rescue! Here you can learn about the wonders of urinal etiquette, including a guide showing exactly what to do when you're faced with an n-urinal situation!