10/1
Tim: Fun fact: Gigantous isn't a word.
Will: Just remember, if you're having a good day, it'll stop cause I just jinxed it.
Micah: 1450 to 4.
Tim: Ice, the mad rhymer, the pitch shifter, the quick trigger!
Micah: You call THIS tentacle violation? Your MOM's better at this.
Logan: The only tools you will ever need are WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it's moving but it shouldn't, use duct tape.
Joaq: EDC Movies: The Rock Noght!
Tim: We are deeply concerned about the future, because that is where we will be living.
Micah: Put the flagpole in the bathroom and flush the toilet.
Logan: (regarding above) And if that hadn't worked, I would've looked really stupid.
Joaq: EDC Movies: Scorsese Night
10/4
Tim: I've seen things. Terrible things. And I think I'm married.
Logan: 1 femtosecond = inverse-hella days
Micah: Universal Constants, addendum: The New England Patriots will win on Sunday.
Joaq: Dax!!!
10/5
Tim: For me? It's the paycheck.
Micah: Comedy = Tragedy + Time
Tim: Tres Sexy
Micah: PEDROOOOOOO!
Logan: "There's no such thing as licking somebody else too much, but licking yourself doesn't get you anywhere." -ProfessorSahakian
Tim: a man killed by ambition and an asston of arrows
Logan: Where do any of us come from? The sordid passions of our parents? God's emporium of jokes?
Micah: Friday in Fenway.
Tim: No Pikachu! Put down the bleach!
Micah: Before we get in port, I advise you reset your wristwatch. It is not the time you think it is.
Logan: "Have you worn pants yet this week?" "No!"
Tim: What's a nubian?
Tim: Number 5 alive
Tim: Optimus Prime died for our sins.
Micah: If Millar gets the run in, I'm going to eat something... like my checkbook.
Logan: I like my women like I like my potato salads... Hot and German.
Micah: There is NO JUSTICE.
Logan: They always have quizzes on Friday, so I have to go to class. I think today we have a test or something. Probably the midterm.
Tim: Coming...
Micah: Trust the fuckhead.
Micah: A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of Dick Cheney.
Micah: All we ever wanted was to be "Just Another Team That Won the World Series Recently."
Tim: ...to a decision.
Micah: Curt Schilling is my personal hero.
Tim: This planet is altogether dry, and altogether pointed.
Joaq: Let God Save us from false religions.
Tim: The clown symbolizes street warfare.
Micah: Four more wins.
Logan: Alright, a drunk girl! This is the best doll ever.
Joaq: 7 AM is a sacred time
Joaq: "Will, you have a point; That's why I should go buy a dildo." -Tim Garvey
Tim: Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm.
Logan: Gordon Freeman died on the cross for your sins.
Tim: I caught you a delicious bass.
Tim: P.S. Natalie Portman is way hot.
Micah: Curt Schilling for President.
Tim: I have taken down your name and you will not be allowed to see Revenge of the Sith.
Micah: 27 outs.
Tim: It's like a clown car!
Micah: THE RED SOX WIN THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES!
Tim: Grad night in orbit!
Tim: Quit sticking your dick in the water!
Logan: There are no reasons, social or geographical, to wear pants in California.
Logan: Prepare for Pantless Ninja Fury!!!!
Greg: For the last time, Will, Mike does not have a vagina!
Logan & Micah: "Arr, swash swash buckle buckle!"
Logan: "Incompetence! Incompetence! If I were an evil genius, James Bond would have killed me by now!"
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