Hendrik asked me to make this page for him. He has not yet specified any content for me to put in this page. Maybe he will. I don't know.
He lives in LindeDorm 138 with other members of SuiteBetrayal, but is certainly a ThirdFloorEastie.
Hendrik is a Junior from Portland, Oregon and plans to major in Math (really).
Hendrik has successfully pulled off a bucking bronco on a centaur.
He also loves Avril Lavigne's song "girlfriend"
She's like so whatever.
- "You know Nancy, we can do homework during Deepthroat"
- "Gender & Women's studies: no classes listed. Take that you whores!"
- "I'd love to see John McCain? porn."
- "I am the tank to your Tiananmen Square."
- "I've got to say, Nancy, I wouldn't trust an unconscious person with my scrotum."
- "This conversation is now over! And my pants are still partially undone!"
- (With respect to the LAC) "The gym is the big room, right?"
- "The sequel to The Clockwork Orange: The Clockwork Scrotum"
- "I thought Bukakke was gross: meant for someone else but not for me. Then I saw her face!"
- In my defense, these last 3 happened during the MCM. You can see my brain deteriorating.
- "He fucks his way out of a lot of sticky situations."
- "In the porn industry, there are more men who want to fill the positions than there are positions to be filled."
- "I don't believe there's such a field as pure medicine."
- "This should be NAMBLA's new motto: No hole too small"
Has a FootFetish? and enjoys wanking about wanting to play BG2 with people.
- Do you still? The wanking part, I mean. I've been meaning to play that as well, with other people. Anyway, I just lost TheGame. ---BobChen