FunWiki: BobChen

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Died May 2010, and then graded as a zombie for SummerMath 2010.

Has an ErdosNumber? of 3 and WhedonNumber of 4. Has a PurityScore of 42.6 (Fall 2013).

I'd try to deny it, but I think I've slept with more people at Mudd since I've graduated than when I was alive.

Lives in SanFrancisco? and likes food + alcohol. If you are ever in SanFrancisco? and want food or alcohol or a place to crash he will fix you up. Has a ridiculously comfortable couch.

Also if you want a job and do math/CS things he will fix you up!
Also non-CS jobs!

s/SanFrancisco?/NewYork?

Now looking for jobs because fuck GradSchool.

Has a real job now!
- Is still a SillyFrosh.

Wears the same outfit every time he goes out dancing. For years.

Is an OmniSexual?. Ask him about it some time.

More people should opt in to KissiWeb so I can actually update this section.

KissiWebNeighbors:

Kept for Archival Purposes

Lived/lives/will live in:

FreshMan: SontagDorm, as the frosh of OmniSuite?. Had an effective SingleDouble for most of the year until MartijnvanSchaardenburg moved in.
- SummerMath: CaseDorm, ToplessL?. Roomed with AlanGilder.
SophoMore: EastDorm, as a member of TreaSon. Roomed with StevenBerler in Punishment.
- Aren't you missing when you lived in Linde during summer research? --RobinDobashi
Junior: SontagDorm, part of the Sontag TreaSon Colony.
Senior: SontagDorm, part of the SontagFirstFloorTreasonClusterFuck.
Grad1?: MiraMesa? in a condo with MariaLuca and RobinDobashi.
Gradn for n > 1: The GayBorhood? in SanDiego? (aka Hillcrest).
RealLife?: SanFrancisco?, SoMa?!

A corpse, class of 2010. Is still a SillyFrosh. Is also now officially a MathMajor.

It often works that way, SillyFrosh. -ColleenSullivan
- My original comment no longer makes sense.
  - I'm sorry.
  - Actually, your original comment once again makes sense, though the context is completely different.
  - Clarification: it originally said something like "A frosh who is going to be a SophoMore next year."
Was?
- There, happy?

Bob wonders if it is ok to use his FunWiki page, or rather any FunWiki page, to post information regarding organizing of online MagicTheGathering drafts. He needs somewhere to post ip addresses of hosts such that people can easily see or modify them. He imagines it would be something along the lines of the ContactGames page, but not sure if it's appropriate since it's not a strictly EastDorm related activity, whereas ContactGames arguably are?

My snap judgment would be that you shouldn't release this outside the Eastie community, so that if you're playing with people who don't have ties to East, you probably shouldn't do this. Otherwise, it should be fine.
- There is now an mtg-l. Rejoice!

Enjoys

VideoGames - QuakeLive? and DiabloII?. Some DotA?. Is bad at StarCraft.
Clarinet - Current projects are Weber 2 (to be performed with the ClaremontConcertOrchestra? in February) and Brahms quintet (to be performed at student recitals through the year, and possibly a FridayNoonConcert? sometime second semester).
MagicTheGathering - Drafts, but not as much as he should.
Being sketchy (depending on who you ask).
SleepDep.
Reavers. Wants one of [these].
- That's not a reaver. It doesn't fly through space and eat people. --Firefly fan
BeefJerky?.
SandWiches.

Was a SandWich maker at ToGo?'s the summer before he came to HarveyMuddCollege, and during the 07-08 winter break. If you're in the Ventura area you should stop by and ask for a turkey and cheese (#3), and then ask for added avocado, because this order pisses him off (since you have to cut the bread differently for a sandwich with avocado. A better solution would be to order a turkey and avocado (#24) and then request cheese. This method is also more cost effective).

His current favorite is turkey + ham + avocado + LettuceTomatoOnionSaltPepper?. The second is chicken breast + avocado + mushroom + LettuceTomatoOnionSaltPepper?. If you ask him nicely he may make one for you. In fact if you pay him $3 ($4 with avocado or extra meat) and ask him even in a not necessarily nice manner, he will make one for you. The sandwich shop in Sontag 107 is now open!

Is now off the meal plan. For him, this is difficult as he has orchestra/choir many many evenings out of the week, so cooking is more difficult than you might imagine.

2 months in and I can say that it has been easier to cook every meal than I imagined.

Has a sister he is extremely proud/jealous of.

He also has a sister in Junior High School.
- Goddammit, Oelze.
He also has a sister who is fun to spoon with.
- It should be noted that both of these sisters mentioned in the comments are in fact the same sister as the one mentioned in the original statement. Although she is no longer in middle school (she does like SettlersOfCatan though, which makes her AweSome?).

Now I have frosh!

Needs a better FunWiki page. Also needs to learn to use the MinorEdit Button.

Shall I resolve this issue? Just look at what I did for MartijnvanSchaardenburg! --EliYoung

He smells really good. No seriously, he does. Just walk up to him and sniff him. Also his reaction is really funny.

Is currently the primary recipient of the TreaSon ClueByFour. This would be alleviated if he learned to ShutTheFuckUp. n00b.

He's part of the SketchyMobile?. How sketchy.

Worked at JohnsHopkins' CenterforTalentedYouth? the summer of 2007 as a TA for CryptoLogy?, at the LoyolaMarymount? site in SantaMonica?. Did research at Mudd, part of the AppliedRepresentationTheory? group with ProfO? summer of 2008. Did research at UNCGreensboro, part of the Algorithmic Combinatorics on Words program, summer of 2009.

Should have taken the GRE in April of his junior year. Oh well.

As of 18:35 PM 9/20/07, BobChen has ended TheGame. Wooooo ChronoTrigger.

Queue:

ChrisSauro
- I win because the queue didn't exist when you enqueued.
KwangKetcham
KevinOelze
- I'm curious exactly whether this is a bit switch operation, a n+1 operation, or a set value to true operation.
  - Until you room with me, QuantumMechanics? says that it's all three at once! (Probably ManyOthers as well.)
    - Actually, it has already been observed that it's most likely a set value to true operation, since AlanGilder roomed with him over SummerMath and did not change his number of SignificantOthers.
      - But that was a different case, as Bob did not have a girlfriend yet, and thus the effect bounced off of Gilder and back onto Bob. Now that Bob has a girlfriend, it will be interesting to still test the effects.
RobinDobashi
- Wait, why are you enqueued? You're practically the current case.
  - Bob and I won't always be together. I'll need a new SignificantOther when we break up. Oh, and Berler is technically the current case.
- Is it working yet?????
  - The BobEffect? manifested itself Fall of 2010. It took a while because she had been building up quite some resistance from being exposed to him all the time. It worked on their other roommate almost instantly (after she became single) though.

Alas, the BobEffect? has basically crashed and burned after BobNRobin? broke up. His second SanDiego? roommate never gained a romantic partner, NewYork? roommate got dumped over the summer, first SanFrancisco? roommate never found a partner, and second SF roommate just recently dumped his girlfriend. Perhaps it should be renamed.

Has a strong PatriNumber; however, he's forgotten what it is.

It's 4 --TrystanKoch
- Oh right. There were even multiple paths to the 4, weren't there? --BobChen

I am too lazy to do nice formatting now. Unless someone wants to format all my classes for me, this section will now just be a "list of classes".

Schedule for Fall 2009:

 CSCI 197  HM: Advanced Mathematical Logic
 MATH 199  HM: Senior Thesis
 MATH 136  HM: Complex Analysis
 MATH 331 CGU: Graduate Analysis I
 CLAS 008A PO: Intro Latin
 MUS  172A SC: Chamber Music: 1800 - Present
 MUS  175A SC: Concert Orchestra
 MUS  173A SC: Concert Choir
 MUS  033  PO: Pomona Orchestra
 MUS  020  PO: Clarinet Lessons
 SIGO 005  SC: Significant Other V
 SIGO 005L SC: Significant Other V Lab
 SIGO 001  HM: Significant Other I
 SIGO 001L HM: Significant Other I Lab
 MATH 132G HM: Grutoring Analysis 2
 CSCI 081G HM: Grutoring Computability and Logic

Schedule for Spring 2009:

 MATH 189  HM: Partitions
 MATH 198  HM: Math Forum
 MATH 174  HM: Abstract Algebra II: Representation Theory
 MATH 147  HM: Topology
 MATH 104  HM: Graph Theory
 CSCI 081  HM: Computability and Logic
 PHIL 125  HM: Ethical Issues in Science and Engineering
 MUS  172A SC: Chamber Music: 1800 - Present
 MUS  175A SC: Concert Orchestra
 MUS  173A SC: Concert Choir
 MUS  020  PO: Clarinet Lessons
 SIGO 004  SC: Significant Other IV
 SIGO 004L SC: Significant Other IV Lab
 MATH 131G HM: Grutoring Analysis I
 CSCI 140G HM: Grutoring Algorithms

Schedule for Fall 2008:

 MATH 180  HM: Applied Analysis
 MATH 175  HM: Number Theory
 MATH 168  HM: Algorithms
 MATH 132  HM: Analysis II
 MUS  101  SC: Music Theory I
 MUS  175A SC: Concert Orchestra
 MUS  173A SC: Concert Choir
 MUS  033  PO: Pomona Orchestra
 MUS  010  PO: Clarinet Lessons
 SIGO 003  SC: Significant Other III
 SIGO 003L SC: Significant Other III Lab
 MATH 171G HM: Grutoring Math 171
 CSCI 065G HM: Grutoring CS 65
 PE   001  JP: Weights - Advanced Free Weights

Schedule for Spring 2008:

 MATH 189  HM: Topics in Discrete Mathematics                ProfessorPippenger          M W        2:45-4:00
 MATH 131  HM: Mathematical Analysis I                       ProfessorSu                 M W        1:15-2:30
 MATH 106  HM: Combinatorics                                 ProfessorBenjamin           M W        11:00-12:15
 MATH 172  HM: Abstract Algebra II: Galois Theory            ProfessorSu                 M W F      10:00-10:50
 ENGR 059  HM: Intro to Engineering Systems                  ProfessorCha                 T R       8:10-9:25
                                                             ProfessorMolinder               F      9:00-9:50
 MUS  084  HM: Jazz Improvisation                            ProfessorKeller              W        8:30-10:00
 MUS  173A JM: Concert Choir                                 ProfessorKamm?              M W        4:15-5:45
 CSCI 189  HM: Programming Practicum                         ProfessorDodds               T         4:15-5:30
 CSCI 060G HM: Grutoring CS 60                               ProfessorDodds                  F      1:00-3:00
                                                             ProfessorKeller            By Appointment
 MATH 171G SC: Grutoring Algebra I
 PE   001  JP: Weights - Advanced Free Weights               ProfessorScalmanini?        By Appointment
 MUS  010  PO: Clarinet Lessons                              ProfessorSilva?             By Appointment
 MUS  172A SC: Chamber Music: 1800 - Present                 ProfessorHuang?                 F      11:00-12:00
                                                                                                Su  8:00-9:00
 MUS  033  PO: Pomona Orchestra                              ProfessorLindholm?           T R       6:45-9:00
 MUS  035  PO: Pomona Band                                   ProfessorKlein?             M W        6:45-8:15

 SIGO 002  SC: Significant Other II                          ProfessorDobashi            By Appointment
 SIGO 002L SC: Significant Other II Lab                      ProfessorDobashi            By Appointment

Schedule for Fall 2007:

 CSCI 060  HM: Principles of Computer Science                ProfessorAlvarado            T R       1:15-2:30
 MATH 171  HM: Abstract Algebra I                            ProfessorBenjamin           M W        1:15-2:30
 PSYC 010  PZ: Introduction to Psychology                    ProfessorMoore?             M W        2:45-4:00
 PHYS 051  HM: Electricity and Magnetism                     ProfessorSahakian            T R       9:35-10:50
                                                             ProfessorEsin               M W        10:00-10:50
 PHYS 053  HM: Electricity and Magnetism Lab                 ProfessorSaeta                  F      3:15-5:15
 BIOL 052  HM: Introduction to Biology                       ProfessorAsai?              M W        11:00-12:15
                                                                                            R       2:45-3:35
 MUS  084  HM: Jazz Improvisation                            ProfessorKeller              W        8:30-10:00
 MUS  173A JM: Concert Choir                                 ProfessorKamm?              M W        4:15-5:45
 CSCI 005G HM: Grutoring CS 005                              ProfessorDodds               T         2:45-4:45
                                                             ProfessorKuenning              R       10:00-12:00
 PHYS 023G HM: Grading Relativity                              ProfessorSaeta              By Appointment
 MUS  010  PO: Clarinet Lessons                              ProfessorRanz?              By Appointment
 MUS  033  PO: Pomona Orchestra                              ProfessorLindholm?           T R       6:45-9:00
 MATH 191  HM: Putnam Seminar                                ProfessorBernoff             T         6:00-7:30
                                                             ProfessorSu
 SIGO 001  SC: Significant Other I                           ProfessorDobashi            By Appointment
 SIGO 001L SC: Significant Other I Lab                       ProfessorDobashi            By Appointment

Quotes:

 Why does talking to you make my face hurt?

 Damn, I really want to play Mao. Oh shit, I just lost the game, but I still really want to play Mao.

 RobinDobashi: Otherwise I just really want to bang my head against something hard.
 BobChen: (looks down at crotch) Um, give me a moment.

 I'm firming! I'm firming!

 No fucking seaking is gonna fucking fuck us, sweetie. I'll fuck him first.

 I'm an adult now, I need a Nerf gun!

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