Quotes of the Day:
CaitlinJacques: "Penguins are not chilies."
AdriSebree: "Pomona is freaking huge. It's just an octopus."
KatieSchmiedicke?: "Raccoons but not animals [can pass though the green glass door]."
ZviEffron: "In fact, they can pass through twice."
CaitlinJacques: "Therefore, Jesus is Fidel Castro."
CaitlinJacques: "Come on, baby, shed those rocks!"
SarahLoeb: "Oh crap, did I just lose my identity?"
AdriSebree: "'Possesses' possesses too many s's."
AdriSebree: "But I'm mostly god."
CaitlinJacques: "I understand the physics homework... for a first-order Taylor approximation of 'understand.'"
CelesteConti: "Your laundry doesn't qualify as people."
GwenGroover: "Does screaming count as peaceful?"
BekyKotcon: (to SarahLoeb) "We should find a really good dominatrix in Oregon."
GwenGroover: "I would hug you if I had arms."
SarahLoeb: (to CaitlinJacques) "Are you doing your math homework while watching porn?!?!"
RichardMehlinger: "Dominatrices? We must go to Mudd."
LaraBackman: "I was talking to the specific heat capacity, okay!?"
BrianaKonigsberg: "When the velociraptors come, I am tripping you three."
CaitlinJacques: "War and muffins???"
CaitlinJacques: "Did I tell you about the time I broke my G-string fingering A minor?"
AdriSebree: "My JAWS are stronger than she is."
CaitlinJacques: "Clearly, my PhySics and STEMs notes eloped, and are going to have unholy hybrid babies."
DanCiliske: (Looking at his code) "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck."
LaraBackman: "I am speaking in sympathy for all the ladies who are larger chested than I."
DanCiliske: "Those would be mine."
CaitlinJacques: "Blah blah blah, licking nipples..."
CelesteConti: (Referring to LaraBackman and CaitlinJacques) "I need to get these two away from the porn."
CelesteConti: "I am NOT dating a black hole."
LaraBackman: "In normal poker, people don't get naked."
CaitlinJacques: (to DanCiliske) "Dan, I've been trying for the past half-hour to concentrate while the couch is vibrating, and it's failing."
JeremyBrown: "Are my boobs uneven?"
CelesteConti: "Chemistry is cake, religion is a penis."
SarahLoeb: "Kitties! Everyone in the world should get a kitty. That way, people who are lonely won't be lonely anymore, and people who are hungry won't be hungry anymore."
BekyKotcon: "Murder, rape and trips to the bathroom."
BekyKotcon (to HongSio): "Any integer squared is a perfect square."
AdriSebree: "My dad got off having to be on a jury once because of arbitrary vegetables."