I think we hit the character limit on the first one, guys.
| Golden Tee 3D Golf | AlexYoung & WilliamGrabill | Pull, push, wait... pull, push, wait... it's like operating heavy machinery, except more boring! |
| Golden Tee Classic | AlexYoung | LONGEST PUTT EVAR! |
| Golden Tee | EricAleshire | LONGEST DRAW TIME EVAR! better controls, though |
| Golden Tee II | EricAleshire | better to hit the ball into the tree rather than turn and suffer more draw time |
| Golgo 13 | EricAleshire | Pretty enjoyable (albeit partially borked) lightgun sniper game based on a manga of the same name. Shoot women in the high-heels for $1.5 million. |
| Golly! Ghost! | AlexYoung | Lightgun reticle doesn't follow cursor. Backgrounds are broken. |
| Gomaku Narabe Renju | AlexYoung | It's Go. It's slow. |
| Gondomania | AlexYoung | WHY ALL MY SHOTS GO DIAGONALLY |
| Gorf | EricAleshire & WilliamGrabill | Space Invaders ripoff. Firing a shot erases your previous shot from the screen. |
| Got-Cha Minigame Festival | AlexYoung | Red, green, blue buttons do not correlate to Fnord's buttons. |
| Gouketsuji Ichizoku | AlexYoung | "It's a ninja that looks like a football player." Purple spamming always wins. |
| Gourmet Battle Quiz Ryohrioh Cooking | EricAleshire | Thoroughly broken |
| GP Rider | EricAleshire | Bike did not explode. Disappointing. |
| Gradius 4: Fukkatsu | AlexYoung | Errors, then asks for test switch. Can't find it. |
| Gradius III | AlexYoung | Traditional side-scrolling shooter. Hard. |
| Grand Champion | EricAleshire | Circa 1981 racing game. Plays like one. |
| Grand Cross | AndrewFarmer | Broken |
| Grand Prix Star | AndrewFarmer | Racing game, screwy perspective. |
| Grand Striker (Grand Human Cup) | AndrewFarmer | Soccer game, even screwier perspective. |
| Grand Striker 2 | AkashRakholia | In your face, FIFA. |
| Grand Tour | AkashRakholia | Tetrisish |
| Gratia - Second Earth | EricAleshire | A very exciting green screen...of y'know...death. Broken. |
| Gravitar | EricAleshire | Vector graphic space shooter. Pretty diverse. |
| Great Guns | EricAleshire | Broken. Some interesting errors. |
| Great Sluggers '94 | LeeWiyninger | Baseball game with annoying controls. |
| Great Sluggers | LeeWiyninger | Same as above, but in Japanese! |
| Great Swordsman | LeeWiyninger | Fencing game |
| Green Beret | LeeWiyninger | Military-style punch things game with primitive graphics |
| Grid Seeker: Project Storm Hammer | LeeWiyninger | Typical military shooter with awesome name. |
| Gridiron Fight | EricAleshire | Football where you can kick 75 yard field goals and run through people. |
| GridLee? | EricAleshire | A strange ... action-like ... substance. Weird concept. |
| Grodba | EricAleshire | Rainbow tank fighting in the National Battle Association. |
| Ground Effects | EricAleshire | Racing games kind of suck without working pedals. |
| Growl | EricAleshire | | KKK used GROWL! It's not very effective! |
| Grudge Match | SkyeBerghel & SarahLoeb | Racing game. Probably originally used a steering wheel. Joysticks appear to have digital steering control. Tricky. |
| Guardian / Get Star | AlexYoung | Menu says "Guardian." Title screen says "GetStar?." Sidescrolling beat-em-up |
| Guardian Force | AlexYoung | Vertically scrolling tank shooter. |
| Guardians/Denjin? Makai II | AlexYoung | Side-scrolling beat-em-up |
| Guardians of the 'Hood | AlexYoung | CRAPPY side-scroll brawler. But, you can throw hobos at people. |
| Guerilla War | AlexYoung | Vert-scrolling on-foot shooter. Controls yo adjust your firing angle spin you around really fast. |
| Gulf Storm | AlexYoung | vert-scroll shooter |
| Gulf War II | AlexYoung | vert-scroll shooter |
| Gumbo! | AlexYoung | lame tetris-ish game |
| Gun Frontier | AlexYoung | steampunk vert-scroll shooter |
| Gun Dealer '94 | LeeWiyninger | Inexplicably named combination of Tetris and Poker. |
| Gun Dealer | LeeWiyninger | Like above; might RhymeWithCorn? if you do well enough |
| Gun Master | LeeWiyninger | Decent game; freezes after first boss. |
| Gun Smoke | DanMoore | Like a top-down shooter but in the Wild West. Hard. |
| Gunbarich | DanMoore | Takes a VERY long time to start. Surprisingly fun breakout with bosses |
| Gunbird | DanMoore | top-down shooter. With witches. |
| Gunbird 2 | DanMoore | More witches! Now also including Queen Pirates. Incomprehensible plot |
| Gunbuster | DanMoore | Very hard without a real gun. You sit in a non-Euclidean elevator while a red mechanical angel shoots rockets at you. |
| Gundhara | DanMoore | You are Rambo. Impossibly difficult. |
| Gunforce: Battle Fire Engulfed Terror Island | DanMoore | Best. Name. Ever. Like Metal Slug but with worse gameplay and no hobos. |
| Gunforce 2 | DanMoore | Exactly like Metal Slug, except that the hobos are now women in bikinis. |
| Gunlock | DanMoore | Space shooter. Meh. |
| GunNail | DanMoore | Space shooter. Meh. |
| Gururin | LeeWiyninger | People falling into a rotating sqaure. |
| Guts'n | LeeWiyninger | A nurse goes into organs and jabs weird head-looking things with a needle to make them line up. As if it needed to be said, this game is in Japanese. |
| Guwange | JeremyWestfahl | Entertaining bullet curtain game. |
| Guzzler | EricAleshire | Put out fires in a Pacman-style game. Has 'extra chance' game over screen. |
| Gyakuten!! Puzzle Bancho | JeremyWestfahl | Cool puzzle game. |
| Gypsy Juggler | EricAleshire | Sadly you do not juggle gypsies in this game. Also, it's horrible. |
| Gyrodine | JeremyWestfahl | generic scrolling shooter |
| Gyruss | JeremyWestfahl | Galaga on a cylinder. |
| Hachoo! | JeremyWestfahl | crappy beat em up |
| HAL21 | JeremyWestfahl | generic scrolling shooter |
| Halley's Comet | JeremyWestfahl | "" |
| Hammerin' Harry | WilliamGrabill | "" |
| Hana Awase | ArenOlson | incomprehensible japanese card game |
| Hana Kagerou | ArenOlson | As above, but lacks the needed buttons to play |
| Hana Kanzashi | ArenOlson | ^^^ |
| Hana No Mai | ArenOlson | ^^^ |
| Hana Oriduru | ArenOlson | ^^^ |
| Hana Oriduru | ArenOlson | as above but RhymesWithCorn |
| Hanagumi Taisen Columns - Sakura Wars | ArenOlson & JeremyWestfahl | tetris-ish game for 1 or 2. japanese |
| Hanaroku | ArenOson? | japanese card game |
| Hand, The | JeremyWestfahl | strange, Pacman-like game |
| Hang On | ArenOlson | motorbike racing game |
| Hang On Jr. | JeremyWestfahl | "" |
| Hangman | ArenOlson | exactly what it sounds like |
| Hard Rivin' | ArenOlson & JeremyWestfahl | couldn't turn key |
| Hard Dunk | ArenOlson | doesn't start |
| Hard hat | ArenOlson | |
| Hard Head | JeremyWestfahl | mediocre platformer |
| Hard Head 2 | JeremyWestfahl | "" |
| Hard Yardage | LeeWiyninger | mediocre football game |
| Hasamu | LeeWiyninger | Mahjong game. Actually playable. |
| Hat Trick | LeeWiyninger | One-on-one hockey. |
| Hatch Catch | LeeWiyninger | Easy/boring puzzle game. |
| Hatris | EricAleshire | Sounds like it's Totally Not Tetris...and it is. Plays closer to Yoshi's Cookie, or a generic stacker. |
| Haunted House | EricAleshire | Castlevania-alike... Why you should never get married on a dark and stormy night. |
| Hayaoshi Quiz Ouza Ketteisen | EricAleshire | Broken. |
| Head Panic | EricAleshire | Bubble-Bobble type where you attack by throwing your head. Also, only one life per credit. |
| Heart Attack | EricAleshire | What Pacman would be if it were done in reverse in boring fashion. |
| Heaven's Gate | LeeWiyninger | Similar to Beastorizer, but less awesome. This game is a cult classic. |
| Heavy Barrel | LeeWiyninger | Bird's-eye ground shooter. Meh. |
| Heavy Metal | LeeWiyninger | Tank game. Not at all related to the movie/comic of the same name. |
| Heavy Smash | LeeWiyninger | Advanced, futuristic handball with explosions. Awesome. |
| Heavyweight Champ | EricAleshire | It's like Punchout, except without the cool. |
| Hebereke no Popoon | EricAleshire | Puyo-Puyo type with some rule twist I don't get...and 1kg of sugary Japanese visuals mixed in. |
| HeliFire? | EricAleshire | Shoot helicopters down with a submarine. It's like Space Invaders. |
| Hellfire | EricAleshire | Space shooter, Gradius-like, seen that, done that. You can pick which direction to shoot though. |
| Hero | EricAleshire | Maze-exploration; going down produces a falling sound, therefore, your hero can fly in the y-plane. o_O |
| Hexa | DanMoore | 3-in-a-row. Annoying. |
| Hexion | ChrisFerguson & MattKeeter | Tetris, but with a hexagonal grid. Fun! |
| High Impact Football | MattKeeter & TimNguyen | An epicly awesome football game. |
| High Way Race | MattKeeter & DanMoore | Asian Course! |
| HippoDrome? | MattKeeter & DanMoore | OMG Gladiators! |
| Hit 'n Miss | MattKeeter & DanMoore | Yes, yes it is. |
| Hit me | MattKeeter | No. |
| Hit the Ice | DanMoore | It's hockey, it an even more brutal, simplistic way |
| Hoccer | AlexYoung | Like broomball, except you kill the enemy team with the broom. And the ball. |
| Hole Land | AlexYoung | Like Space Invaders and Galaxian, except the invaders keep hiding in holes as they advance, and steal your robot legs if they get to the bottom! |
| Holosseum | N/A | Does not start |
| Honey Dolls | AlexYoung | RhymesWithCorn |
| Hook | AlexYoung | side-scroll beat-em-up with Peter Pan |
| Hoops '96 | MichaelNoback and AlexMcauley? | Basketball. You can blow up the hoop. |
| Hopper Robo | MichaelNoback and AlexMcauley? | Stupid robot and shit falls on your head. |
| Hopping Mappy | AlexMcAuley | It's like animals on pogo sticks |
| Horizon | MichaelNoback | Not 3D but wants to be 3D. |
| Hot Blocks II | AlexMcauley? | Titris. |
| Hot Chase | MichaelNoback | There is a bomb in your car time is running out it will explode soon |
| Hot Mind | LeeWiyninger | Italian space slot machine tetris |
| Hot Pinball | AlexMcauley? | See Gals Pinball. |
| House Mannequin | ? | Mahjong |
| House Mannequin Rappongi | ? | As above |
| Hunchback | MichaelNoback & MattKeeter | Really hard platformer |
| Hunchback Olympics | MattKeeter | Sucks. |
| Hustle | MattKeeter | Idiotic Snake clone |
| Hydra | MattKeeter | Awesome pseudo-3D flying boat game |
| I'm Sorry | MichaelNoback | The prime minister of Japan fights such formidable foes as OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson all while attempting to steal gold from the bank. (You forgot to mention how he gets dominatrix'd if he gets caught by his guards.) |
| I, Robot | AdamField | Less to do with Asimov than the movie did, impressively. |
| Idol Janshi Su-Chi-Pie 2 | LeeWiyninger | Doesn't work |
| Idol Janshi Su-Chi-Pie Special | LeeWiyninger | Mahjong; possibly RhymesWithCorn |
| Idol no Himitsu | LeeWiyninger | More mahjong |
| Idol Mahjong Final-Romance | EricAleshire | Probably RhymesWithCorn, and dubious workingness. |
| Idol Mahjong Housoukyoku | EricAleshire | The lady on the title screen winked at me... |
| Iemoto | LeeWiyninger | "Little sister!?" Also RhymesWithCorn mahjong. |
| Ikari III: The Rescue | LeeWiyninger | Punch-things game with button turning. |
| Ikari Warriors | EricAleshire & AndreyShur | See above. |
| Ikki | AndreyShur | Epilepsy-inducing ninja-beat-em-up. |
| Image Fight | AndreyShur | Top-down airplane game. Typical. |
| Imago | EricAleshire | This is totally not Centipede. |
| Imekura Mahjong | ? | Don't even need to boot this up to tell it RhymesWithCorn. |
| In the Hunt | EricAleshire | Submarine side-scrolling shooter. Cool continue countdown. Awesome alliteration! |
| Indian Battle | ChrisFerguson | Sort of like space invaders, but the invaders are a bunch of Indians who run around wildly |
| Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom | ChrisFerguson | Pretty much what it sounds like |
| Indoor Soccer | ChrisFerguson | Broken Controls |
| Inferno | ChrisFerguson | Bad Controls -> "Thy Game is Over" |
| Insector | ChrisFerguson | Play as a can of RAID to fight a bunch of bugs |
| Insector X | ChrisFerguson | Fight as a fly with a machine gun against a bunch of other bugs |
| International Cup '94 | AlexYoung | Soccer with ridiculous amounts of allowed fouling, including knocking the referee over. |
| Intrepid | AlexYoung | |
| Invinco | EricAleshire | Space Invaders...from 1979. |
| Invinco/Deep? Scan | LeeWiyninger | As above, PLUS that battleship vs. submarines game! |
| Invinco / Head On 2 | EricAleshire | HEAD ON! Apply directly to the ... eh, whatever. Above plus Pacman-slash-Chicken. |
| IQ-Block | EricAleshire | Falling block puzzler where you have to match runs of 3 ... or something. |
| Iron Horse | EricAleshire | "GIVE A PUNCH. WISH YOUR SUCCESS". Side-scrolling beat-em-up, except cruder. |
| Iron Stewart's Super Off Road | EricAleshire | Top down racer. I like trivial car upgrades that require multiple races. |
| Iron Stewart's Super Off Road Track Pack | EricAleshire | Totally different. You can pick a different exactly-the-same car! |
| Irritating Maze | AlexYoung | Use joystick to pass circle thru maze. You get zapped if you touch the sides. |
| J-League Soccer V-Shoot | EricAleshire | Meh soccer game. Graphics crash after one game. |
| J.J. Squawkers | EricAleshire | Cutesy-crack platfomer. You shoot self-propelling feet shoes. |
| Jackrabbit | EricAleshire | Psuedo isometric Pacman. I think the rabbit talked to me. |
| Jack the Giantkiller | EricAleshire | Mo' like Jack the Pussy That Keeps Falling Off Trees. |
| Jackal | EricAleshire | Move up, shoot things, etc |
| Jail Break | ColleenSullivan | Police brutality |
| Jan Jan Paradise | SkyeBerghel | First there is something vaguely dominoes-like. Then it appears to RhymeWithCorn?. All text is in Japanese, so entire game is unclear. |
| Jan Jan Paradise 2 | SkyeBerghel | The sequel! |
| Jin | SkyeBerghel | I would surmise that the screen has been cut off at the bottom, because it appears that there are things shooting at something offscreen to the bottom. |
| Jitsuroku Maru-Chi Mahjong | SkyeBerghel & ChrisSauro | It's Japanese and it's Mahjong. Therefore it RhymesWithCorn. From Chris: "There are letters! I pressed a button and things hapened." |
| Jitsuryoku!! Pro Yakyuu | SkyeBerghel & ChrisSauro | Baseball. "I love 2D games that require depth perception!" |
| Jockey Grandprix | SkyeBerghel & ChrisSauro | "LOSE!" Could not figure out how to make things go. |
| Joe & Mac Returns | SkyeBerghel & ChrisSauro | Platformer with cavemen. |
| John Elway's Team Quarterback | AlexYoung | OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH FOOTBALL |
| Joinem | AlexYoung | Neat Pac-Man-ish game where you need to use walls to join five walking hats together, then eat the enemies remaining on stage. |
| Jolly Jogger | AlexYoung | Pac-Man with tracing lines instead of eating pellets |
| Jong Tou Ki | AlexYoung | Mah-Jong with broken controls |
| Journey | AlexYoung | Low-budget crappy game starring the cut-out heads of Journey. 8-bit version of "Don't Stop Believin'" plays. Like WarioWare?, except with Journey. |
| Joust | AlexYoung | The classic. Bop the enemy jousters at any point where you're higher up than they are. |
| Joust 2 - Survival of the Fittest | AlexYoung | More Joust. |
| Joyful Road | LeeWiyninger | Driving game; controls don't work. |
| Jr. Pac-Man | LeeWiyninger | Totally not the same game as normal Pacman. This one has slightly larger levels! and a propeller cap! and edible bicycles! |
| Judge Dredd | LeeWiyninger | Why, God? Why? |
| Jump Bug | LeeWiyninger | A VW Bug jumps across rooftops and collects bags of money. |
| Jump Coaster | ChrisFerguson | Jump around with no weapons, then die |
| Jump Kids | ChrisFerguson | Fails to Start |
| Jump Shot | ChrisFerguson | You get a lot of play for 1 credit. But it isn't very fun. |
| Jumping Cross | EricAleshire | Utterly forgettable old-style top-down driver. |
| Jumping Jack | EricAleshire | You can only move by jumping. |
| Jumping Pop | EricAleshire | A very 'new' game (2001), Bubble-Bobble type, attack by sucking up and spitting enemies Kirby-style with a Luigi's Mansion vacuum...and...for some reason there are random anime girls in the background. I think it's pirated fanart, one of them has GOT to be Sakura Kinomoto. |
| Jungle King | EricAleshire | A timing game, jump from one vine to the next. Over. And over. And over. |
| Jungler | EricAleshire | Mutant hybrid of Centipede, Pacman, and probably something else. |
| Juno First | LeeWiyninger | Grid shooter with unclear objectives. |
| Jurassic Park | LeeWiyninger | Doesn't start. How sad. |
| Jyanshin Densetsu - Quest of Jongmaster | LeeWiyninger | Battle Mahjong!!! Controls don't work. |
| Kabuki-Z | LeeWiyninger | Boring hack-n'-slash |
| Kageki | EricAleshire | Chibi Japanese one-on-one beat-em-up. I suck. |
| Kaiser Knuckle | EricAleshire | 2D fighter featuring Boggy the Dancing Master. |
| Kaitei Sagara Tadashi | EricAleshire | Don't get hit by the sharks. You only get to press the move / don't move button. Black and white! |
| Kamikaze Cabbie | EricAleshire | It's like Crazy Taxi! From 1984! Way cool! |
| Kanatsuen no Onna | EricAleshire | Obviously RhymesWithCorn from the title, but unplayable anyway. |
| Kangaroo | RichardBowen | You're a kangaroo. Monkeys throw cherries at you. |
| Kaos | LeeWiyninger | You're in a maze, and you have to collect coins and kill crocodiles. |
| Karaoke Quiz Intro Don Don! | LeeWiyninger | Quiz game in Japanese; takes forever to get anywhere. |
| Karate Blazers | EricAleshire | Side-scroller beat-em-up. Yay. |
| Karate Champ | EricAleshire | Looks like real karate. Looks like it needs too many joysticks to work. |
| Karate Tournament, The | EricAleshire | Again, real karate, but with eXtreme fire and better playing. |
| Karian Cross | EricAleshire | Heavily anime-styled Korean Puyo Puyo. Lends itself to epic combos. My record is something like 81 x 3 garbage. XD |
| Karnov | LeeWiyninger | Get a map to find treasure!!! |
| Karnov's Revenge | AlexYoung | Crappy fighting game |
| Ken-Go | AlexYoung | simple side-scroll samurai beat-em-up |
| Kick | AlexYoung | catch/pop/kick falling balloons as a clown on a unicycle |
| Kick and Run | EricAleshire | Why why why do I suck so much at soccer |
| Kick Off | EricAleshire | See above, except a little less. |
| Kick Rider | EricAleshire | Top-down old-style biker. Boring. (Ding!) |
| Kick Start Wheelie King | EricAleshire | Lacks wheelies. |
| Kicker | EricAleshire | By contrast, this delivers exactly what's on the box. (Ding!) |
| Kid Niki - Radical Ninja | AlexYoung | "You are a totally rad ninja swordsman. Princess Margo is being held captive by the stone wizard. Save her! Good luck dude!" |
| Kid no Hore Hore Daisakusen | EricAleshire | It's generic. |
| KiKi? KaiKai? | EricAleshire | Something about dead ancestors in a boat getting spirited away. |
| Kikiipaatsu Mayumi-chan | EricAleshire | Yeah, mahjong, broken, whatever |
| Killer Comet | EricAleshire | The title screen! It's pastel green! |
| Killer Instinct | EricAleshire | Broken. Think it was a fighter. |
| Killer Instinct 2 | EricAleshire | Broken. |
| King & Balloon | EricAleshire | Kind of like Galaxian. The one protection mission in any game that's significantly easy. |
| King of Boxer | EricAleshire | Boxing game. I'd prefer King of Boxers. |
| King of Dragons, The | EricAleshire | Ye olde side-scroller beat-em-up...AGAIN. |
| King of Fighters '94, The | LeeWiyninger | Sub-par fighting game (successor to Fatal Fury series) |
| King of Fighters '95, The | AlexYoung | second verse, same as the first |
| King of Fighters '96, The | AlexYoung | third verse, same as the first |
| King of Fighters '97, The | AlexYoung | choose between the new (Advanced) or old (Extra) method of gauge building; new mode is more aggressive and complex |
| King of Fighters '98, The Slugfest | AlexYoung | same as '97. but Extra mode now has a new evade-counter system |
| King of Fighters '99 Millennium Battle | AlexYoung | Extra mode is gone; introduction of assist characters and max gauge Attack and Armor modes |
| King of Fighters 2000 | AlexYoung | same as '99 |
| King of Fighters 2001 | AlexYoung | can designate 0-3 teammates as assist characters; more assists gives more gauge levels but fewer fighters |
| King of Fighters 2002 | AlexYoung | assists are gone; gauge levels used for strong supers or for short period of unlimited weaker supers |
| King of Fighters 2003 (Japanese) | AlexYoung | teammates can be switched at will; new special switch-character attack |
| King of Fighters 2003 (English) | AlexYoung | this version has English How To Play instructions |
| King of the Monsters | AlexYoung | simple giant monster beat-em-up |
| King of the Monsters 2: The Next Thing | AlexYoung | about the same as the last one |
| Kirameki Star Road | EricAleshire | "Do I look like I play Japanese dating porn quiz games?!" |
| Kitten Kaboodle | EricAleshire | Groan. Secret gambling game hidden inside top-down Lolo-type. |
| Kizuna Encounter - Super Tag Battle | EricAleshire | Generic 2D fighter. Features the "Joker" who wears rollerskaters and throws Card-dokens. |
| Klax | EricAleshire | "It is the nineties and it is time for ... " some futuristic puzzler. |
| Klondike+ | EricAleshire | Solitaire ... in Korean! Also, freezes. |
| Knights of the Round | EricAleshire | Another medieval beat-em-up ... this one's of good quality, at least. |
| Knights of Valor | EricAleshire | A feudal beat-em-up. |
| Knuckle Bash | EricAleshire | HAADO GEI beat-em-up. No, not really. Maybe. Who knows. |
| Knuckle Heads | EricAleshire | 2D fighter. Kind of outdated. |
| Knuckle Joe | AndrewFarmer | Yet another awful beat-em-up |
| Koi Koi Shimasho 2 | AndrewFarmer | Doesn't run |
| Kokontouzai Eto Monogatari | AndrewFarmer | Puyo clone, in which I just got owned by a cow. WTF. |
| Konami GT | ColleenSullivan | Racing |
| Koro Koro Quest | ColleenSullivan | Dice rolling game?? In Japanese. |
| Kosodata Quiz My Angel | EricAleshire | A Japanese quiz game ... and it looks clean!? Seems to be a child-raising sim quiz game, not sketchy at all. Just strange. |
| Kosodata Quiz My Angel 2 | EricAleshire | Kosodata Quiz confirmed for Brawl - I mean, confirmed clean. The Japanese surprise me. |
| Kosodata Quiz My Angel 3 | EricAleshire | You get the point ... but now it's a strange resolution and ugly. |
| Kotetsu Yousai Strahl | EricAleshire | Decent side-scroller shmup that lets you customize your ship. Cool. |
| Kozmik Kroozr | EricAleshire | ROLOL HAY GUYZ LOOK HOW GUD I SPEL also the game kind of sucks |
| Kram | EricAleshire | Stuck on first screen. Probably needs test button or something. |
| Krazy Bowl | EricAleshire | Do you see how crazy this is? So crazy they can't even spell crazy. |
| Krull | AlexYoung | 2P red moves left, 2P down moves right ... otherwise you can't move. |
| Kung-fu Master | AlexYoung | Punch guys in pink sweaters who are trying to hug you to death. |
| Kung-fu Taikun | AlexYoung | Concentration plus little dudes trying to turn you into banana custard. |
| Kuri Kinton | AlexYoung | Side-scroller beat-em-up. |
| Kyros | AlexYoung | Eat babies to power-up. |
| Kyuukai Dochuuki | AlexYoung | |
| Lady Bug | AlexYoung | Interesting take on Pacman. |
| Lady Frog | AlexYoung | Diabolical Frogger. |
| Lady Killer | AlexYoung | RhymesWithCorn. |
| LandMaker? | AlexYoung | Variation on Bust-a-Move. |
| Land Sea Air Squad | AlexYoung. | Shitty Contra game. |
| Las Vegas Girl | ? | Obviously RhymesWithCorn. |
| Laser Ghost | ? | Light gun game. Unplayable. |
| Lasso | AlexYoung | Never playing this one again. |
| Last Blade, the | AlexYoung & WilliamGrabill | Simplistic sword-fighter. "Speed mode: the ultimate offensive orgy!" |
| Last Blade II, the | AlexYoung & WilliamGrabill | same game, with air-counters. |
| Last Day, the | AlexYoung | Typical vertical shooter. |
| Last Duel | AlexYoung | vertical road shooter |
| Last Fortress | AlexYoung | it's Taipei (the tile game, not the place) |
| Last Mission | AlexYoung | Vertical shooter, but you can move in whatever direction you want |
| Last Resort | AlexYoung | R-Type clone (or predecessor?)... very unforgiving in terms of checkpoints |
| Last Striker | AlexYoung | chibi soccer game... winner gets to kick balls at the losing team |
| Lazer Command | AlexYoung | really old-looking tank game |
| Leader Board | ? | Golf game. Broken. Happily. |
| League Bowling | EricAleshire | Described as Hard Gay Bowling, although not quite true. |
| Legend | LeeWiyninger | Throw bags of money at soldiers to get them to fight for you. |
| Legend of Hero Tonma | AlexYoung | side-scroll beat-em-up with ranged attack |
| Legend of Kage | AlexYoung | actually a pretty fun side-move ninja beat-em-up with really high jumping. clear a stage of enemies to move on. |
| Legend of Makai | AlexYoung | side-move beat-em-up with inventory |
| Legend of Silkroad, The | LeeWiyninger | Fun side-scrolling beat-em-up |
| Legend of Success Joe / Ashitano Joe Densetsu | LeeWiyninger | Boxing game |
| Legendary Wings | LeeWiyninger | Hybrid of a vertical shooter and a side-scrolling platformer |
| Lemmings | AlexYoung | The very same Lemmings you may know and love |
| Leprechaun | AlexYoung | ridiculously easy game; humans annihilate with leprechauns |
| Lethal Crash Race | AlexYoung | Contains no lethal crashes |
| Lethal Enforcers | AlexYoung | Light gun game: shooting off-screen to reload only works in the bottom left corner |
| Lethal Enforcers 2: Gun Fighters | AlexYoung | reload doesn't work at all this time, but that's okay, because the first level enemies are terrible shots |
| Lethal Justice | AlexYoung | light gun game; accidentally shoot '80's women during target practice |
| Lethal Thunder | AlexYoung | vert-scroll shooter where your weapon powers up the more you button-spam |
| Levers | ColleenSullivan | Jump on levers, collect stuff, avoid rolling balls |
| Libble Rabble | AlexYoung | control mappings are almost completely borked |
| Liberation | ColleenSullivan | Helicopter top scroller |
| Liberator | EricAleshire | Lightgun-type vector shooter. |
| Libero Grande | EricAleshire | First-person 3D laggy soccer game. |
| Lightning Fighters | AlexYoung | typical vert-scroll shooter |
| Line of Fire | AlexYoung | Machine gun light-gun game |
| Liquid Kids | LeeWiyninger | Fuzzy thing kills baddies with water. |
| Live-Gal | Rhymes with corn | |
| Lizard Wizard | OzzieGooen? | Avoid things in a jet and kill bad guys |
| Lock'n'Chase | JoshuaEhrlich | pac man clone |
| Loco motion | JoshuaEhrlich | variation of pipe dream |
| Lode Runner | EricAleshire | Hey, I know this game. Hey, I forgot how to suck. |
| Lode Runner - the Dig Fight | EricAleshire | Same thing, but with cooler style. |
| Lode Runner II - The Bungeling Strikes Back | EricAleshire | Same thing, but the same. |
| Lode Runner III - The Golden Labyrinth | EricAleshire | So I finally beat level 1 this time. lolfrosh |
| Lode Runner IV - Teikoku Karano | EricAleshire | A little peppier, and the tileset changes. |
| Logger | ColleenSullivan | DK-ish |
| Logic Pro | ColleenSullivan | ...for a second misread this as Logger Pro |
| Logic Pro 2 | ColleenSullivan | |
| Long Hu Bang | ColleenSullivan | Broken. In Japanese. Probably NSFW if it worked. |
| Long Hu Bang 2 | ColleenSullivan | Same |
| Looping | ColleenSullivan | WTF controls |
| Lost Tomb | ColleenSullivan | Broken |
| Lotlot | ColleenSullivan | Cooperative with yourself, rather like Cursor*10. |
| Lotto Fun | EricAleshire | Broken |
| Lotto Fun 2 | EricAleshire | No, no it isn't. Also, redemption game. |
| Lovely Cards | AlexYoung | 5-card draw poker. 3 of the 5 hold buttons are unbound, so it's broken. |
| Lovely Pop Mahjong JangJang? Shimasho | EricAleshire | Broken. Probably sketchy. |
| Lovely Pop Mahjong JangJang? Shimasho 2 | EricAleshire | See previous. |
| Lucky & Wild | EricAleshire | Lightgun game with driving. Neither component fully functions. |
| Lunar Lander | EricAleshire | You created a two-mile crater. Ding ding. |
| Lunar Rescue | AndrewFarmer | Like Lunar Lander, except with subsequent takeoff. And aliens. |
| M.I.A: Missing In Action | AndrewFarmer | R.A.S: Redundant Acronym Syndrome |
| Mace: The Dark Age | ? | Broken |
| Mach Breakers | EricAleshire | Futuristic Olympics. Keymapping broken. |
| Macross Plus | EricAleshire | Shmup. Ranka not included. |
| Mad Alien | EricAleshire | "Exciting! Thrilling! Entertaining!" Lying. |
| Mad Ball | EricAleshire | Surprise butts - er, surprise RhymesWithCorn. |
| Mad Crasher | EricAleshire | Isometric driving and shooting game type thing thing. |
| Mad Donna | EricAleshire | Surprise RhymesWithCorn (again), except this time in hax Pacman. |
| Mad Gear | EricAleshire | Driving is fun. Game is mediocre. |
| Mad Motor | EricAleshire | Biker gang guy fights rollerbladers with knives on the highway. Hard to die. |
| Mad Planets | EricAleshire | Shoot the planets that are out to kill you ... ? |
| Mad Shark | EricAleshire | Shmup. I can hear the music! |
| Mag Max | EricAleshire | Gradius-type with built-in fast-forward key. |
| Magic Bubble | ColleenSullivan | Puzzle Bobble |
| Magic Johnson's Fast Break | ? | It broke fast, yes. Unplayable. |
| Magic Sticks | EricAleshire | Maybe sketchy, definitely stupid. |
| Magic Sword - Heroic Fantasy | EricAleshire | Hey, want to hear my fantasy about MY magic swor - I mean, uh, another beat-em-up. |
| Magic's 10 | EricAleshire | I think it's video poker. Difficult button mappings. |
| Magical Cat Adventure | ColleenSullivan | Cat sidescroller |
| Magical Crystals | LeeWiyninger | Save the pixies! |
| Magical Date | ColleenSullivan | In Japanese. Probably porn. |
| Magical Drop II | EricAleshire | There is no Magical Drop I. Like Puzzle Bobble, but not. |
| Magical Drop III | EricAleshire | It's actually a very solid bubble-puzzler. Different mechanics than Puzzle Bobble, but still fun. |
| Magical Spot | EricAleshire | OH GOD THE INNUENDO but it's actually just a space shooter (non-shmup) |
| Magical Spot II | EricAleshire | See above ... also, I suck at this. |
| Magician Lord | EricAleshire | Platformer. I need to stop applying 'bum rush' theory to every game. |
| Magix / Rock | ? | Obvious RhymesWithCorn |
| Mahjong, the | EricAleshire | Mahjong Speed Run, start 1:36 PM. ryc, keymap. [Note: ryc is shorthand for RhymesWithCorn, which I assume if I see a girl prominently displayed, ever. Keymap means that you need 14 keys mapped to the right spot to play, something we don't have. |
| Mahjong | EricAleshire | 8-bit style! Probably clean, keymap |
| Mahjong 4P Simasyo | EricAleshire | Your character looks like such a geeky pervert. ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong Angel Kiss | EricAleshire | broken |
| Mahjong Angels - Comic Theater vol.2 | EricAleshire | ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong Banana Dream | EricAleshire | lol banana sucking. ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong Block Jongbou | EricAleshire | It's like Arkanoid mixed with Mahjong! And playable! Way cool. ryc. |
| Mahjong Camera Kozou | EricAleshire | Nothing new here. ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong Camera Kozou | EricAleshire | Duplicate. See above. |
| Mahjong Campus Hunting | EricAleshire | Title makes me lol. ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong Channel Zoom In | EricAleshire | You play as a SD robot. Coin-in sound is "Irashaimase!" keymap, maybe ryc. |
| Mahjong Chinmoku no Hentai | EricAleshire | lol title. Also, you pick a tank, war zone, and weapons...then play mahjong. keymap, ryc. |
| Mahjong Chuukanejyo | EricAleshire | How do the Japanese have 14-button arcade machines? keymap, ryc. |
| Mahjong Circuit no Mehyou | EricAleshire | This one has race cars as its gimmick. keymap, ryc. |
| Mahjong Clinic | EricAleshire | Reminds me of this comic: http://tinyurl.com/5pca72 followed by http://tinyurl.com/56bw9u. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Club 90's | EricAleshire | Running in the 90s... keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Daiyogen | EricAleshire | Weird occult mahjong. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Derringer | EricAleshire | I'm the vice! keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Dial Q2 | EricAleshire | Dial Q2 for ... Qhymes With Corn? keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Diplomat | EricAleshire | Needs more George Bush Mahjong - http://tinyurl.com/6y3pus keymap, unconfirmed ryc |
| Mahjong Doukyuusei | EricAleshire | Google says "Mahjong Classmates". Those silly Japanese. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Doukyuusei Special | EricAleshire | This is not familiar at all. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Electron Base | EricAleshire | HAHA YES title! Unfortunately, it's just one of the above games, repackaged. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Erotica Golf | EricAleshire | Because in Japan hot girls play golf, not old white men. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Focus | EricAleshire | Nothing to say. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Friday | EricAleshire | lol creepy cameraperv player. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Fun Club - Idol Saizensen | EricAleshire | All these games are so stacked. You start with 1/10 the points of the girl. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong G-MEN'89 | EricAleshire | My God doesn't it hurt to stand like that shoving your boobs out all the time? keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Gakuen | EricAleshire | "Mahjong School". Broken. |
| Mahjong Gakuen 2 Gakuen-chou no Fukushuu | EricAleshire | Not just schoolgirls. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Gakuensai | EricAleshire | Has password system? keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Gakuensai 2 | EricAleshire | It's like an adventure game (with mahjong). keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Gal 10-renpatsu | EricAleshire | You don't even get to pick which girl. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Gal no Kaika | EricAleshire | Rescue the girl using the power of mahjong! keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Gal no Kokuhaku | EricAleshire | "Mahjong Girl's Confession". Holy crap, you start losing 1000 to 25000 against the girl. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Gottsu ee-kanji | EricAleshire | "Mahjong Feeling Really Good" (?). keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Hana no Momoko-gumi | EricAleshire | Are we there yet? keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Hourouki Gaiden | EricAleshire | Would you play Mahjong Ninja Gaiden? keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Hourouki Okite | EricAleshire | I'm not sure if you play as or against the serial rapist here. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Hourouki Part 1 - Seisyun-Hen | EricAleshire | Wait, you're playing against nerdy guys, what!? Screw that, where's my Watanagashi-hen? keymap, maybe ryc |
| Mahjong Housoukyoku Honbanchu | EricAleshire | Broken. |
| Mahjong Hyper Reaction | EricAleshire | Broken. |
| Mahjong Hyper Reaction 2 | EricAleshire | Broken. Maybe I'm getting a lucky break. *rimshot* |
| Mahjong Janjan Baribari | EricAleshire | "Mahjong Ta-da! Crunch"? My translator hurts. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Jikken Love Story | EricAleshire | Defeat computer, get naked women. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Jogakuen | EricAleshire | "Mahjong University"? Features actual women, instead of pixelated ones. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Kaguyahime Sono2? | EricAleshire | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaguyahime - keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Kaguyahime | EricAleshire | [Eirin, Eirin, tasukete Eirin...] Press 2P Start to strip character with enough credits? OK... keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Kakumei | EricAleshire | "Mahjong Revolution". Not revolutionary. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Kakumei 2 - Princess League | EricAleshire | Baseball-based. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Keibaou | EricAleshire | Horse-based. Uh, OK. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Kinjiraeta Asobi | EricAleshire | "The Forbidden Game". Google says this is a song in Rozen Maiden. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Koi no Magic Potion | EricAleshire | "Love's Magic Potion". I swear all the women look the same. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Koi Uranai | EricAleshire | "Love Fortune-telling." Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Kojinkyouji | EricAleshire | "Private Teacher"? This one you start down 30000 to 1000. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Kyoretsuden | EricAleshire | You get to customize your face in this one! keymap, maybe not ryc |
| Mahjong Kyou Jidai | EricAleshire | "Age of Mahjong"? Girl sits in giant drinking glass. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong La Man | EricAleshire | Who la man? You la man. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Lemon Angel | EricAleshire | Seems to be based off an anime? keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Nanpa Story | EricAleshire | A sign with an "18" on it is crossed out on the title screen. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Natsu Monogatari | EricAleshire | "Summer Tale". You get flashed by a guy in a trenchcoat. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Nerae! Top Star | EricAleshire | "Aim for the Top Star". Freaky disembodied enthusiastic girl head. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Neruton Haikujirada | EricAleshire | This Dynax company seems to do a lot of mahjong games. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Pachinko Monogatari | EricAleshire | EXACT copy of ... one of the above games. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Panic Stadium | EricAleshire | Baseball-based. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Pon Chin Kan | EricAleshire | Those are Mahjong SFX. Broken. |
| Mahjong Quest | EricAleshire | By Taito, so it's probably clean. keymap |
| Mahjong Reach Ippatsu | EricAleshire | Seems innocuous. Isn't. I don't understand Japan and maids. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Ren-ai Club | EricAleshire | "Ren'ai" is a name for visual novels (i.e. mostly dating sims). keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Rokumeikan | EricAleshire | "Deer Cry Hall" ?? 90-50-95? Don't BS me, game. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Sailor Wars | EricAleshire | This is Totally Not Sailor Moon. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Satsujin Jiken | EricAleshire | "Murder mystery". I want to understand the logic behind this so bad. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Scout Man | EricAleshire | Meh, I'm not bothering with the Title Screen ryc ones anymore. |
| Mahjong Shikaku | EricAleshire | Shikaku is a type of logic puzzle? keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Sisters | EricAleshire | This game has 4 digits in the credit counter. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Studio 101 | EricAleshire | Probably ryc, given the company. Also, keymap. |
| Mahjong The Dai Chuuka Ken | EricAleshire | I don't get this "push Rate or Start" thing. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong THE LADY HUNTER | EricAleshire | Is that the batmobile!? Also CAPS ARE COOL. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong The Mysterious World | EricAleshire | Bugger off, Dynax. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Triple Wars | EricAleshire | Medieval mahjong. keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Triple Wars 2 | EricAleshire | I CAN SEE THE ENDING! keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Uchuu yori Ai wo Komete | EricAleshire | "From Space With Love" ?? keymap, ryc |
| Mahjong Uranai Densetsu | EricAleshire | "Fortune-Telling Legend" ? Seems obvious ryc, likely keymap |
| Mahjong Vanilla Syndrome | EricAleshire | Uh, OK, whatever you say, English title. Seems obvious ryc, likely keymap. |
| Mahjong Vitamin C | EricAleshire | Vitamin C has never been so ... sexy? I guess. ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong Wakuwaku Catcher | EricAleshire | The main guy looks like a Katamari Damacy reject. ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong Yarunara | EricAleshire | This one has the atmosphere of a crazed Japanese game show. ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong Yoshimoto Gekijou | EricAleshire | You can play against guys, so it may be clean. keymap |
| Mahjong Yuugi | EricAleshire | Voice acting, hmm? ryc, keymap |
| Mahjong-yougo no Kisotairyoku | EricAleshire | You know what really makes me want to play ryc mahjong games? Crazed beat-up guys on the tile screen. Wait, no. JUST ONE MORE! keymap |
| Mahjong-zukino Korinai Menmen | EricAleshire | DONE! PARTY! WOOT! CAPS LOCK! Finish 3:23 PM. Took just under 2 hours. Word says there are 91 games. I don't believe it. keymap, ryc |
| Mahou Daisakusen | LeeWiyninger | Vaguely medieval-themed vertical shooter. Not too difficult. |
| Maikobana | LeeWiyninger | Mahjong game? Only one button works. Also, possibly NSFL. Both versions are the same. |
| Main Event | LeeWiyninger | Boxing game; controls didn't appear to work. |
| Main Event, The | LeeWiyninger | Wrestling game (actually not the same as above), controls are confusing. |
| Major Havoc | LeeWiyninger | Primitive vertical shooter that turns into a platformer. |
| Major League | EricAleshire | Baseball game with funny refresh rate and broken keys. |
| Major Title | LeeWiyninger | Golf game that is actually playable. Trees are evil. |
| Major Title 2 | LeeWiyninger | Totally not the same as the previous game. |
| Mania Challenge | LeeWiyninger | Wrestling; inexplicable controls |
| Maniac Square | LeeWiyninger | Not-too-fun puzzle game |
| Many Block | AlexYoung | tile slider puzzle game with slot machine symbols |
| Mappy | EricAleshire | Policemouse action-type game. Either keys are broken or you can't attack. |
| Marble Madness | EricAleshire | Madness? THIS! IS! A pretty catchy game. You know this one. |
| Marchen Maze | AlexYoung | isometric platform shooter. knock off enemies while avoiding getting knocked off yourself. |
| Marine Boy | EricAleshire | Punch fish with a boxing glove and collect a mermaid harem for points. |
| Mariner | EricAleshire | Underwater shooter (that looks like it's in space) on acid. |
| Mario Bros | EricAleshire | wtf is this shit this mario thing will never catch on |
| Markham | EricAleshire | "GAME START LET'S CHALLENGE" It's a sidescroller shmup-type. |
| Mars | EricAleshire | Controls are non-trivially messed up. |
| Mars Matrix | EricAleshire | Slick shmup. Good graphics. Would play again. Short sentence length. Running gag. |
| Martial Champion | EricAleshire | A poorly made 2D fighter. |
| Maru-chan de Goo! | EricAleshire | You fight in the Ramen Olympics against Jetpack Man with mustache...or something. |
| Marvel Land | LeeWiyninger | Cheesy platformer. |
| Marvel Super Heroes | EricAleshire | A fighting game I'm not entirely horrible at. |
| Marvel Super Heroes Vs. Street Fighter | LeeWiyninger | Fighting game that actually uses all 6 buttons! |
| Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Superheroes | EricAleshire | Nevermind, I really suck at fighting games. |
| Marvin's Maze | EricAleshire | Pac-man ... in 3D. Kind of. |
| Masked Rider's Club Battle Race | DmitriSkjorshammer | top-view motobike race game full of obstacles. |
| Master of Weapon | ColleenSullivan | Bottom shooter |
| Mat Mania | LeeWiyninger | Why do I always get stuck with the wrestling games? |
| Matrimelee \ Shin Gouketsuji Ichizo | LeeWiyninger | Fighting game. Play as Poochie! |
| Mausuke no Ojama the World | LeeWiyninger | Tetris-like; weird rules. |
| Max RPM | LeeWiyninger | Primitive racer |
| Maximum Force V. 1.05 | DmitriSkjorshammer | Does not work! |
| Maya | AlexYoung | This looks harmless... (inserts coin) ... oh, RhymesWithCorn. |
| MayDay? | AlexYoung | Really really old side-scroll pixel shooter |
| Mayhem 2002 | AlexYoung | control movement and arms of a football player while trying to throw a ball into one of four goals. poor collision physics. |
| Mayjinsen 2 | AlexYoung | Appears to be Shogi (Japanese chess). Works, but I don't know the rules. |
| Maze of Flott | AlexYoung | Strange detective-like game, except your detective is in an old red VW Beetle |
| Mazinger Z | AlexYoung | Ah, old giant robot anime. Top-scroll shooter with life bar, melee, and chargeable attacks. |
| Meadows Lanes | AlexYoung | Really crappy bowling. Press blue to throw ball. Press green to make ball suddenly move diagonally left. |
| Mechanized Attack | LeeWiyninger | Appears to be a light-gun game |
| Medal Mahjong Circuit no Mahyou | EricAleshire | THE MAHJONG GAMES, WHY ARE THEY BACK also I like caps lock |
| Medal Mahjong Gottsu ee-Kanji | EricAleshire | Medal Mahjong something "feeling good". Uh yeah. |
| Medal Mahjong Pachi-Slot Tengoku | EricAleshire | Mahjong Pachinko (?) Heaven. Note all these games feature the same crappy pixelated girl |
| Mega Blast | EricAleshire | Side scroller shmup; strange shooting; sexy scaution screens. Sorta spiffy. |
| Mega Man - The Power Battle | EricAleshire | Where's my Air Man music? Also I suck at Mega Man. |
| Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters | LeeWiyninger | Decent fighter. |
| Mega Twins | LeeWiyninger | Side-scrolling platformer. |
| Mega Zone | ColleenSullivan | Top-scrolling tank game. |
| Megadon | AlexYoung | Top-scrolling Asteroids-like shooter. Free acid trip every time you die! |
| Megatack | ColleenSullivan | No giant tacks. Disappointing. |
| Meijinsen | ColleenSullivan | Japanese chess, in Japanese. |
| Meikyu Jima | ColleenSullivan | Japanese puzzle adventure |
| Meosis Magic | ColleenSullivan | Black screen |
| Mercs | ColleenSullivan | Run, shoot, etc |
| Merlins Money Maze | ColleenSullivan | Beat the computer through a maze. The computer that never pauses or makes wrong turns. |
| Meta Fox | ColleenSullivan | Airplane bottom shooter. Controls are too sluggish to really work. |
| Metal Black | ColleenSullivan | Side shooter. Lots of powerups but everything can kill you. |
| Metal Clash | ColleenSullivan | Floaty gundams |
| Metal Hawk | ColleenSullivan | Broken |
| Metal Saver | ColleenSullivan & TrevinMurakami | Not a WWII home front propaganda game, as one might expect. |
| Metal Slug | ColleenSullivan | Army side scroller. Pretty fun. |
| Metal Slug 2 | ColleenSullivan | Remember that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark when the guy is doing all the crazy sword moves and Indiana Jones just shoots him? |
| Metal Slug 3 | LeeWiyninger | See above. |
| Metal Slug 4 | LeeWiyninger | As above, but slightly more fun. |
| Metal Slug 5 | LeeWiyninger | '' |
| Metal Slug X | LeeWiyninger | Ride an armed camel! |
| Metamoquester | LeeWiyninger | Fairly difficult fighting game that pits you against some weird house thing. |
| Metamorphic Force | LeeWiyninger | Side-scrolling action game in which you turn into a furry. |
| Metro-Cross | LeeWiyninger | Jump over soda cans and other things. |
| Michael Jackson's Moonwalker | LeeWiyninger | Doesn't work, thankfully. |
| Midnight Resistance | LeeWiyninger | Dad, Mom, Sis, please be careful. |
| Mighty Monkey | LeeWiyninger | Really primitive side-scrolling shooter. |
| Mighty Warriors | LeeWiyninger | You are aflabby fat guts. |
| Mighty! Pang | LeeWiyninger | This game's difficulty level is mighty factorial. |
| Mikie | LeeWiyninger | Do something in a classroom to a bad midi version of "A Hard Day's Night." I couldn't figure out what to do to get points. |
| Mille Miglia 2: Great 1000miles Rally | AlexYoung | Isometric-view racing game with voiced announcer. Hard to see turns. |
| Millipede | AlexYoung | Exactly like Centipede, but with more variety of targets and hazards |
| Minefield | AlexYoung | Control mappings completely borked |
| Minesweeper | AlexYoung | Very slow-motion Tron lightcycles, except with mine-laying ships. Multiplayer only. |
| Minesweeper | AlexYoung | Same game. |
| Mini Golf | AlexYoung | Probably needs a spinner ball to work properly |
| Minivader | AlexYoung | Bare-bones Space Invaders |
| Minky Monkey | AlexYoung | You are a clown. Move fruits up and down a series of poles to complete stages. |
| Minnasanno Okagesamadesu | AlexYoung | Mah-jong. AVOID! |
| Mirai Ninja | AlexYoung | Side-scrolling ninja action. Life points displayed in Japanese characters. |
| Miss Bingo | LeeWiyninger | Doesn't actually have anything to do with Bingo. Possibly NSFL if you do well enough. |
| Miss Mahjong Contest | LeeWiyninger | I thought we were done with these... |
| Miss Puzzle | LeeWiyninger | Similar to Miss Bingo, but easier. This appears to be clean. |
| Miss World '96 | LeeWiyninger | NSFL at the title scene. You know, I was actually expecting more Miss games like this. |
| Missile Command | LeeWiyninger | I remember this game! Shoot down missiles. Ends with a seizure. |
| Mission 660 | AlexYoung | Typical top-down scroll shooter |
| Mister Viking | AlexYoung | Top-down walking shooter, er, sword-thrower |
| Miyasu Nonki no Quiz 18-Kin | AlexYoung | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Mobile Suit Gundam: Final Shooting | AlexYoung | Does not load properly |
| Mobile Suit Gundam | AlexYoung, TimChallener, RichardBowen | Street Fighter with giant robots! Who could want more? |
| Mobile Suit Gundam EX Revue | AlexYoung | More of the same as above |
| Moero Pro Yakyuu Homerun | AlexYoung | Japanese homerun contest. 4 strikes total and it's over? |
| Mogura Desse | AlexYoung | Whack-A-Mole! Use joystick and blue button |
| Mole Attack | AlexYoung | More Whack-A-Mole! Needs nine buttons to work properly |
| Momoko 120% | AlexYoung | Your school is being invaded by blobs and is slowly sinking into Hell. Shoot and climb your way to salvation! |
| Money Money | AlexYoung | Like isometric Pac-Man with more FALLING HEADLONG OFF OF TALL BUILDINGS |
| Money Puzzle Exchanger | AlexYoung | Vs. Puzzle game: drag and drop columns of like coins to make clusters adding up to the next largest denomination |
| Monkey Mole Panic | AlexYoung | Whack-A-Mole or -Monkey. Needs nine buttons again. |
| Monster Bash | AlexYoung | "I am the Hero!" Sure you are, kid. Sure you are. |
| Monster Farm Jump | LeeWiyninger | Jump a monster across an obstacle course against the worst music ever. |
| Monster Maulers | LeeWiyninger | A fighting game for ocular penetration enthusiasts. |
| Monster Slider | AndrewFarmer | IhardlyKnowEr! Also, black screen. |
| Monsters World | AndrewFarmer | A coin eater if I ever saw one. |
| Monte Carlo | AndrewFarmer | Not a gambling game, oddly. |
| Moon Alien Part II | AndrewFarmer | Space Invaders clone. Part I is, oddly, missing... |
| Moon Cresta | LeeWiyninger | Trip to the space war. Try it now! |
| Moon Patrol | LeeWiyninger | Shoot and jump on the "moon" |
| Moon Quasar | LeeWiyninger | There's a quasar on the moon? Almost identical to Moon Cresta. |
| Moon Shuttle | LeeWiyninger | A very primitive side-scrolling shooter. |
| Moon War | LeeWiyninger | Asteroids clone; the ship is unreasonably difficult to control. |
| More More | LeeWiyninger | Korean mini-games. Receive balls! |
| More More Plus | LeeWiyninger | More more of the same. Now with jump and fish! |
| Moriguchi Hiroko no Quiz de Hyuu! | AndrewFarmer | Japanese game show. |
| Mortal Kombat | JeremyWestfahl and JacobScott | Sluggish fighting game. |
| Mortal Kombat 3 | JeremyWestfahl and JacobScott | Better, but still has somewhat unresponsive controls (might be due to Fnord). |
| Mortal Kombat 4 | JeremyWestfahl and JacobScott | Lags so badly it is basically a double-blind strategy game instead of an actual fighter. Don't try special moves, as they may crash Fnord. |
| Mortal Kombat II | AkashRakholia and AndrewFarmer | FINISH HIM! |
| Mosaic | AndrewFarmer | Tetrisish puzzle game. |
| Mosaic | AndrewFarmer | Cool picture morphy thing. Almost RYC, but not really. |
| Mouja | AkashRakholia | Raccoons EVERYWHERE!! |
| Mouse Trap | IvanHernandez | Pac-Man clone with cats, dogs, and doors |
| Mouser | IvanHernandez | Donkey Kong with cats |
| Mr. Driller | IvanHernandez | You drill... AND IT IS AWESOME! |
| Mr. Do! | AndrewFarmer | Bad Dig Dug clone. |
| Mr. Do's Castle | AndrewFarmer | Bizarre Lode Runner clone. |
| Mr. Do's Wild Ride | LeeWiyninger | Feels like a Donkey Kong clone. |
| Mr. Goemon | LeeWiyninger | Platformer where you kill things with a pipe. |
| Mr. Jong | LeeWiyninger | Weird combination of Mahjong and Pacman with unclear goals. |
| Mr. Kougar | AndrewFarmer | Plays a lot like Chaos. |
| Mr. TNT | AndrewFarmer | Pac Man meets... something. |
| Ms. Pac Man | AndrewFarmer | Pac Man meets... femininity? |
| Ms. Pac-Man/Galaga - 20 Year Reunion | JeremyWestfahl | Ms. Pac-Man works fine, but Galaga doesn't start. |
| MTV Rock N Roll Trivia | LeeWiyninger | Delivers what it promises. |
| Mug Smashers | LeeWiyninger | Side-scrolling fighter. Boring. |
| MuHanSeungBu | LeeWiyninger | Baseball game with confusing controls. |
| Multi 5 / New Multi Game 5 | LeeWiyninger | More More More! Save your a ladylove! |
| Multi Champ | LeeWiyninger | More More More More! Now with the added incentive of pictures of scantily clad women! |
| Multi Champ Deluxe | LeeWiyninger | More More More More More! Possibly NotInTheLounge?? |
| Multi Game | LeeWiyninger | Appears to be a collection of NES games. |
| Multi Game III | LeeWiyninger | What happened to #2? Appears to be broken. |
| Muscle Bomber Duo - Ultimate Team Battle | LeeWiyninger | Typical fighting/wrestling game. |
| Musoubana | LeeWiyninger | Mahjong. Possibly with nudity. |
| Mustache Boy | LeeWiyninger | Paint tiles and jump over things. |
| Mutant Fighter | LeeWiyninger | Mythological fighting game. Unclear controls. |
| Mutant Night | LeeWiyninger | Shoot things with your eye. Vaguely reminiscent of Act Fancer. |
| Mutation Nation | AndrewFarmer | Hurrah, yet another generic BeatEmUp? |
| MVP | AndrewFarmer | I suck at baseball. |
| MX5000 | AndrewFarmer | Top-down shooter, bombs, etc. |
| My Hero | AndrewFarmer | Bizarre, one-dimensional (literally!) Korean BeatEmUp?. |
| Mysterious Stones: Dr. John's Adventure | AndrewFarmer | This game makes very little sense. |
| Mystic Marathon | AndrewFarmer | Designers were clearly on drugs. |
| Mystic Riders | AndrewFarmer | I am apparently not cut out to be a witch. |
| Mystic Warriors | AndrewFarmer | Ninjas with laser-beam shuriken. And napalm. |
| N.Y. Captor | AndrewFarmer | A lightgun would be really handy here. |
| Nagano Winter Olympics '98 | AndrewFarmer | Ski jumping is hard. |
| NAM-1975 | AndrewFarmer | Emergency control of hero! Wait, what's D for? |
| Namco Classics Collection Vol. 1 | LeeWiyninger | Galaga, Xevious, and Mappy. |
| Name Club Ver. 3 | LeeWiyninger | Gives "Error on cartridge." |
| Name That Tune | LeeWiyninger | Works surprisingly well, given technological limitations. |
| Naname de Magic | LeeWiyninger | Puzzle game that kind of resembles tetris. I lost and have no idea how. |
| Narc | EricAleshire | Think it needs a special button pressed or something, I can't get past "coin counter cleared" screen. |
| Nastar | EricAleshire | Side-scroller. Get lightning powerup. Walk forward. Mash 'stab'. You win. |
| NATO Defense | EricAleshire | 1982 game best described as generic tank battle on a Pacman grid. |
| Naughty Boy | EricAleshire | You're a naughty boy who throws grenades in a top-down castle siege. Pretty meh. |
| Naughty Mouse | EricAleshire | If you played Pacman with dumb AI on a Donkey Kong level. |
| Navarone | LeeWiyninger | This game is dark. Somewhat reminiscent of Torpedo. |
| NBA Hangtime | LeeWiyninger | 2-on-2 basketball. What a strange idea. |
| NBA Jam | EricAleshire | EXTREME GOALTENDING slash basketball. |
| NBA Jam TE | EricAleshire | Luckily it told me what was different in Tournament Edition, but doesn't help me not suck. |
| NBA Play by Play | EricAleshire | "Hardware security error." |
| Nebulas Ray | EricAleshire | 2D shmup with 3D graphics and broken sound. |
| Neck-'n-Neck | EricAleshire | Ticket redemption one-button horse racing game. |
| Nekketsu Grand-Prix Gal | EricAleshire | Probably NSFW but definitely broken mahjong game. |
| Nekketsu Mahjong Sengen! After 5 | EricAleshire | I really think every girl in these Japanese mahjong games looks the same. |
| Nemesis | EricAleshire | I think this is secretly just Gradius, but Gradius is pretty cool. |
| Nemo | EricAleshire | An 'on-rails' platformer that's otherwise generic. |
| Neo Bomberman | EricAleshire | It's Bomberman! :D ... in Spanish for no good reason. |
| Neo Drift Out - New Technology | EricAleshire | Hooray for isometric racing games! |
| Neo Mr. Do! | LeeWiyninger | Break of enemy for apples and balls. |
| Neo Turf Masters \ Big Tournament Golf | LeeWiyninger | Golf. Woo. |
| Neo-Geo | EricAleshire | Teaches you colors! Actually, it's probably a test screen that I can't get past. |
| Neo-Geo Cup '98 | EricAleshire | I shouldn't lose in the case of a tie. Silly arcade games. |
| Neratte Chu | EricAleshire | Fairly generic cutesy puzzler. |
| Net Wars | EricAleshire | If you understand this, your head will explode. And the insert credit sound is cool. |
| Nettoh Quiz Champion | LeeWiyninger | I would describe this as the most Japanese Quiz game ever were it not for the random half of an American flag in the background. |
| Nettou! Gekitou! Quiztou! | AndrewFarmer | A very gorilla quiz game. Also, very Japanese. |
| New Fantasia | RhymesWithCorn | Screenshot RWC, I'm not going any further. |
| New Lucky 8 Lines | - | Doesn't launch. |
| New Rally X | AndrewFarmer | Enemies have no sense of self-preservation. |
| New Sinbad 7 | AndrewFarmer | Like Pac-Man, except you're a bird, and you have a gun. |
| New York! New York | AndrewFarmer | You must save New York from UFO! |
| News | AndrewFarmer | Vaguely sketchy Puyo Puyo |
| NewZealand? Story, The | LeeWiyninger | A bird is shooting arrows at hermit crabs. |
| Next Space, The | LeeWiyninger | Apparently, the original space wasn't good enough. |
| NFL Blitz '99 | LeeWiyninger | The game we all know and love, now with massive amounts of lag! |
| NFL Blitz | LeeWiyninger | This game is slower than John Elway, unless you're playing the Broncos. Then, it's exactly as slow as John Elway. |
| NFL Blitz 2000 Gold Edition | LeeWiyninger | I waited a good 3 minutes for the loading screen to go away. I think that counts. |
| Nibbler | AdamField | Nibbles, on a Pac-Man board |
| Night Driver | AdamField | Oh god, the monochrome. |
| Night Slashers | AndrewFarmer | Zombie BEU |
| Night Stocker | AndrewFarmer | Yes, "Stocker". |
| Night Striker | AndrewFarmer | Argh, inverted yoke. |
| Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge | LeeWiyninger | Fighting game with weird characters. |
| Nightmare in the Dark | AndrewFarmer | Totally like that other game whose name I can't remember, except with zombies. (Where "that other game" is Bubble Bobble, and it's true. --MichaelVrable) |
| Ninja Baseball Batman | AndrewFarmer | What the bloody hell, Japan. |
| Ninja Clowns | WilliamGrabill | Complete ninja circus included. |
| Ninja Combat | WilliamGrabill | Scrolling Beat-em-up |
| Ninja Commando | WilliamGrabill | Time travel and ninjas: "You have defended the history from enemy!" |
| Ninja Emaki | WilliamGrabill | Not actually a ninja, just a guy with a crossbow and mullet. |
| Ninja Kazan | WilliamGrabill | Some graphical irregularities. Screen was entirely yellow. Unplayable |
| Ninja Kids, The | WilliamGrabill | Ninja muppets vs. minority groups. |
| Ninja Master's - haoh-ninpo-cho | LeeWiyninger | Decent fighting game. |
| Ninja Mission | LeeWiyninger | Vaguely reminiscent of Prince of Persia. |
| Ninja Spirit | LeeWiyninger | Interesting brawler. |
| Ninja Warriors, The | LeeWiyninger | Well, that was uninspired. |
| NinjaKid II / NinjaKun Ashura no Shou | LeeWiyninger | Cartoony brawler. |
| Ninjakun Majou no Bouken | LeeWiyninger | See above. |
| Nintendo Super System BIOS | LeeWiyninger | Best game EVAR! |
| Nitro Ball | LeeWiyninger | A combination of a shooter, football, pinball, and kleptomania. |
| Nianpai | LeeWiyninger | Animetastic Mahjong-based puzzle game. Gets steadily sketchier as one progresses. |
| No Man's Land | AndreyShur | Tank game. |
| Noah's Ark | AndrewFarmer | Easy enough to be boring and take forever to lose. Also glitchy as hell. This game sucked. |
| Noboranka | AndrewFarmer | Much more fun, and much more hallucinogen-laden, than the previous game. |
| Nostradamus | AndrewFarmer | Apocalyptic top-down shooter. |
| Nouryoku Koujou Iinkai | LeeWiyninger | Quiz game. Surprisingly easy to understand. |
| Nova 2001 | LeeWiyninger | Easy shooter, vaguely reminiscent of Asteroids. |
| Numan Athletics | LeeWiyninger | Cute button-masher. Engrave your name on history! |
| Nunchackun | LeeWiyninger | That may be the most boring brawler I've ever played. |
| Off the Wall | LeeWiyninger | Arkanoid-like thing. |
| Off the Wall | LeeWiyninger | Why are there two completely different games with the same name? Tennis thing; apparently, you can't move. |
| Oh My God! | LeeWiyninger | Control snakes and make them tetris. The name makes no sense at all. |
| Oishii Puzzle Ha Irimasenka | LeeWiyninger | What am I supposed to do? I don't speak Asian! |
| Ojanko Club | LeeWiyninger | Mahjong. |
| Ojanko High School | LeeWiyninger | Controls don't work; it's probably mahjong, but I couldn't get far enough to tell. The principal is wearing a rabbit suit. |
| Ojanko Yakata | LeeWiyninger | Mahjong. |
| Ojanko Yakata 2bankan | LeeWiyninger | '' |
| Ojousan | LeeWiyninger | '' |
| Omega Fighter | LeeWiyninger | Typical shooter. |
| Omega Race | LeeWiyninger | Like Asteroids, except you can't see anything and the asteroids shoot at you. |
| Omotesandou | MichaelVrable | Unplayable (mahjongg) |
| One + Two | LauraKanofsky | This picture is impossible. |
| One Shot One Kill | MichaelVrable and LauraKanofsky | Many shots, no kills |
| Opa Opa | LeeWiyninger | Similar to Pacman, but with money and shooting. |
| Operation Thunderbolt | LeeWiyninger | Lightgun game. American hostages will be punished by death! |
| Operation Wolf | LeeWiyninger | Like above, but with less backstory. |
| Operation Wolf 3 | WillShipley | Like above. You can play it with the joystick! BUT WHY? |
| Orange Club - Maruhi Kagai Jugyo | WillShipley | Incomprehensible strip Mahjongg . . . with alphabet controls?! |
| Orbit | WillShipley | Star Trek-themed Asteroids. Unplayable? |
| Orbitron | WillShipley | Wide-scrolling Missile Command. Actually fun! |
| Orbs | LeeWiyninger | Puzzle game. A bit more difficult than I expected at first. |
| Ordyne | LeeWiyninger | Side-scrolling shooter. |
| Oriental Legend / Xi Yo Gi Shi Re Zuang | LeeWiyninger | Mythology-type brawler. |
| Osman | LeeWiyninger | Somewhat better brawler that takes place in a modern/futuristic Persian environment! I didn't think it was possible! |
| Othello Derby | LeeWiyninger | Play Othello to make your horse go faster. |
| Othello Shiyouyo | LeeWiyninger | More Othello. Lags like a bitch for no good reason. |
| Otogizoushi Urashima Mahjong | LeeWiyninger | Controls don't work. What a surprise. |
| Otona no Mahjong | LeeWiyninger | I thought we were done with these. |
| Out Run | LeeWiyninger | Racing game. I somehow ran out of time. |
| Out Zone | LeeWiyninger | Destroy all of them. |
| Outfoxies | LeeWiyninger | Interesting fighting game. |
| OutRunners | LeeWiyninger | Similar to Out Run. |
| Over Drive | LeeWiyninger | Racer that is either spreading subliminal messages or is just really glitchy. I didn't get to a game over screen; I'm pretty sure it's not possible to win or lose this game. |
| Over Top | LeeWiyninger | Kind of like Mille Miglia. |
| Ozma Wars | LeeWiyninger | Let's travel&fight. |
| Ozon I | LeeWiyninger | Shoot planes out of the sky. |
| P-47 - The Phantom Fighter | LeeWiyninger | I can't tell if your plane is Nazi or if you're fighting Nazis. |
| P-47 Aces | LeeWiyninger | Like above, but slightly cooler. |
| P.O.W. Prisoners of War | AlexYoung | Crappy beat-em-up |
| Pac & Pal | AlexYoung | Pac-Man with a few objects to collect instead of a lot of pellets, plus you have a friendly ghost who fetches items for you |
| Pac-Land | LeeWiyninger | Really bad Pac-man-based platformer. |
| Pac-Man Plus | LeeWiyninger | I don't really see what's "Plus" about this game. |
| Pac-Mania | LeeWiyninger | 3D Pacman with jumps. |
| Paca Paca Passion | AndrewFarmer | I think it's supposed to be a rhythm game. But it's slow. |
| Paca Paca Passion 2 | AndrewFarmer | Painfully slow, again. |
| Paca Paca Passion Special | AndrewFarmer | Painfully slow, AND broken graphics emulation. Phew. |
| Pachinko Gindama Shoubu | AndrewFarmer | Sexy Casino. Also, why the hell? |
| Pachinko Gindama Shoubu DX | JoshuaEhrlich | More of the same! |
| Pachinko Sexy Reaction | JoshuaEhrlich | Electronic pinball, now with more softcore porn! |
| Pachinko Sexy Reaction 2 | JoshuaEhrlich | Electronic pachinko with softcore porn, 0.5/10 on West Scale |
| Paddle Mania | JoshuaEhrlich | Tennis Pong. |
| Pairs | JoshuaEhrlich | Concentration. With nudity. 1/10 on West Scale. Warning: contains dipping-bird porn. |
| Pairs | JoshuaEhrlich | Featuring the Giffy Girls. Impossible without massive continues. |
| Pairs Love | JoshuaEhrlich | Now with slightly more difficult rules. |
| Palamedes | AndrewFarmer | Not Concentration, not porn. Woo. |
| Pandora's Palace | AndrewFarmer | Knowing the controls would have helped. |
| Panels and Variety Akamaru Q Jousy | AndrewFarmer | Japanese quiz game. |
| Pang | AndrewFarmer | GIANT RED BALLS OF DEATH |
| Pang Pang | AndrewFarmer | Bubble Bobble clone. Unrelated to the above. |
| Pang Pom's | JoshuaEhrlich | Pop balloons, die quickly |
| Pang! 3 | JoshuaEhrlich | Pop balloons |
| Panic Bomber | JoshuaEhrlich | Elimante 3 or more in a line of the same color |
| Panic Street | JoshuaEhrlich | Non sketchy girls panic like game |
| Paparazzi | JoshuaEhrlich | Dive under water and swim around |
| Paperboy | JoshuaEhrlich | Deliver the paper to houses on route |
| Paradice | JoshuaEhrlich | Magic squares of sorts |
| Paradise | JoshuaEhrlich | Girls Panic |
| Paradise 2 Deluxe | JoshuaEhrlich | Girls Panic |
| Paradise Deluxe | JoshuaEhrlich | Girls Panic |
| Parallel Turn | JoshuaEhrlich | Ski race |
| Parodius DA! | LeeWiyninger | Colorful side-scrolling shooter. |
| Party Time: Gonta the Diver II \ Ganbare! Gonta!! II | LeeWiyninger | Mildly pornographic game where you flip tiles. |
| Pasha Pasha 2 | LeeWiyninger | Korean minigames with occasionally understandable instructions. It froze on the third one or so. |
| Pass | LeeWiyninger | That game where you collect dots with your tongue and avoid monsters. |
| Passing Shot | LeeWiyninger | Mediocre tennis game. |
| Pastel Gal | EricAleshire | Insert credit; receive naked |
| Pebble Beach - The Great Shot | EricAleshire | It's Golf! In Japanese! In Antarctica! ... Because the game freezes. |
| Peek-a-Boo | EricAleshire | I challenge you to find a sketchier title screen that doesn't actually have nudity. |
| Peggle | EricAleshire | Wait ... what? Mm. Puzzler. |
| Pengo | EricAleshire | It says "Thanks for playing. Please try again!" upon startup. Action-puzzler thing. |
| PenGuin Brothers | EricAleshire | If Bomberman and Bubble Bobble had an unholy baby, but less awesome. |
| PenGuin-kun Tournament | EricAleshire | Throw balls across the table at each other. Most on one side wins ...? |
| Pepper II | LeeWiyninger | Solve mazes? Surrounding areas seems to help. |
| Percussor, The | LeeWiyninger | Fly around a city and shoot things. |
| Perestroika Girls | LeeWiyninger | RhymesWithCorn |
| Perfect Billiard | LeeWiyninger | Yes, only one billiard. Pool game with poor understanding of momentum. |
| Performan | LeeWiyninger | You're a mole shooting things? |
| Peter Pack-Rat | LeeWiyninger | Doesn't launch. |
| Phantom II | LeeWiyninger | You're a monochrome plane, shooting other monochrome planes. Not for epileptics. |
| Phelios | LeeWiyninger | Rather boring vertical shooter. |
| Phoenix | XandaSchofield | Easy vertical shooter (except for me, it took 1 minute to die). |
| Photo Y2K | LeeWiyninger | Find-the-differences game with low-resolution pictures. Sadly, it did not crash. |
| Phozon | LeeWiyninger | Fly around and build shapes. It's actually rather fun, but the sounds are annoying. |
| Phraze Craze | LeeWiyninger | Wheel of Fortune. |
| Pickin' | LeeWiyninger | Put colored blocks in same-colored shapes. |
| Pig Newton | LeeWiyninger | Collect eggs and attack wolves with apples. I never sausage a weird game. |
| Pig Out: Dine Like a Swine | LeeWiyninger | Eat food for calories and don't become spam. |
| Pigskin 621 AD | LeeWiyninger | Violent, primitive rugby. |
| Pinball Action | LeeWiyninger | Rather boring. The table is dynamic, though. |
| Pinbo | LeeWiyninger | Strange pinball-ness |
| Ping Pong Masters '93 | LeeWiyninger | Exactly what it says on the tin. Sometimes keeps you from moving for no apparent reason. |
| Pioneer Balloon | LeeWiyninger | You're in a hot-air balloon, dropping rocks on wagons that are shooting you with arrows. |
| Pipe Dream | LeeWiyninger | Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've all been here before. |
| Pipi & Bibi's / Whoopee!! | MaxGibiansky | I think you're trying to blow up a retirement home. |
| Pirate Ship Higemaru | MaxGibiansky | Pick up fish and throw barrels at pirates. |
| Pirate Treasure | MaxGibiansky | Has instructions! But freezes :( |
| Pirates | MaxGibiansky | Demolish houses with pistols. |
| Pisces | AdamField | Not terribly interesting Galaga-like game |
| Pistol Diamo no Bouken | AdamField | Standard side-scroller shmup, but very, very Japanese. |
| Pit & Run | AdamField | Very old-looking racing game. You can run out of gas. Easily. |
| Pit Boss | MaxGibiansky | The buttons do not do anything. |
| Pit Boss 2 | MaxGibiansky | The buttons do something now. Something very unintuitive. The game works, unfortunately. |
| Pit Boss Megastar | LeeWiyninger | Gambling-type games. Some of the cards are invisible. |
| Pit Boss Superstar | LeeWiyninger | Like above, but without cards this time. |
| Pit Fighter | LeeWiyninger | Fighter with semi-realistic graphics and a forklift. |
| Pit, The | LeeWiyninger | Dig around for gems? I died rather quickly. |
| Pitfall II | LeeWiyninger | Exactly what you expect. |
| PK Scramble | JoshOratz | Yay penalty kicks! |
| Plasma Sword | JoshOratz | Another Soul-Calibur copy! What fun! |
| Play Girls | LeeWiyninger | RhymesWithCorn |
| Play Girls 2 | LeeWiyninger | '' |
| PlayBall?! | LeeWiyninger | Juggle balls and hit bases? Except that you're a baseball... |
| Player's Edge Plus <x> | TrevinMurakami | Call Attendant |
| Playman Poker | TrevinMurakami | borken buttons |
| Pleasuregoal | TrevinMurakami | just an easy soccer game |
| Pleiads | LeeWiyninger | Space-themed Centipede clone |
| Plotting | LeeWiyninger | Block-clearing puzzle game |
| Plump Pop | LeeWiyninger | Arkanoid with animals and UFOs |
| Plus Alpha | LeeWiyninger | Vertical shmup |
| Pnickies | LeeWiyninger | Vaguely reminiscent of Dr. Mario. Takes forever to get difficult. |
| Pochi and Naya | LeeWiyninger | Puzzle game with attack power? |
| Pocket Gal | LeeWiyninger | So, where are those coins going, exactly? |
| Pocket Gal Deluxe | LeeWiyninger | This one took longer to get sketchy. Apparently, it's a pool game. |
| Pocket Racer | LeeWiyninger | Choppy racer. I won even though I was constantly bumping into things. |
| Point Blank | LeeWiyninger | Light gun game |
| Point Blank 2 | AaronPribadi | Also a light gun game. Joystick makes it difficult. |
| Poitto! | ChrisFerguson | Puzzle Game, partway between Bejeweled and Super Puzzle Fighter. Not Bad |
| Poker 4-1 | ChrisFerguson | Nope. "Data Error" |
| Poker Dice | ChrisFerguson | None of the buttons work for this game. Dawww |
| Poker Ladies | ChrisFerguson | The promise of beautiful ladies doesn't help if the game doesn't work! |
| Pokio | ChrisFerguson | A cool poker game where you choose which hand to deal cards out to to make poker hands |
| Polaris | ChrisFerguson | Shoot planes as a submarine! |
| Pole Position | ChrisFerguson | Sadly,a racing game-- not a game about designing good control systems |
| Pole Position 2 | ChrisFerguson | See above |
| Police Trainer | ChrisFerguson | Light gun game. Very hard with just the joystick |
| Pollux | ChrisFerguson | Space Plane Game! |
| Poly-Play | ChrisFerguson | A set of German minigames |
| Ponpoko | JoshOratz | Collect fruit, don't get hit by tacks |
| Pontoon | JoshOratz | Broked |
| Pool 10 | JoshOratz | "Hold 4"? |
| Pool Shark | SophieWaldman? | Best Pool Ever |
| Pooyan | SophieWaldman? | Shoot dinos (foxes?) to protect egg babies |
| Pop 'n Bounce | JoshOratz | Breakout but broken control. Also, Kirby with wings and tail |
| Pop Bingo | JoshOratz | Dr. Mario (Tetris) + gravity + bingo |
| Pop Flamer | JoshOratz | Pop balloons by walking into them while avoiding enemies and putting out fires |
| Pop 'n Pop | JoshOratz | Bubble pop game with balloons |
| Pop's Pops | JoshOratz | Wheel of Fortune, RhymesWithCorn |
| Popeye | JoshOratz | Get hearts, eat spinach, etc. |
| Popper | SophieWaldman? | Kind of like Qbert - hop from tile to tile, painting them. Not always isometric. |
| Porky | SophieWaldman? | You're a pig driving a truck. Jump over obstacles, shoot bacon, collect pigs. |
| Port Man | SophieWaldman? | Grab luggage, throw it onto a ship. |
| Pot Game | SophieWaldman? | "Hold 4" (broken), plus once an error message in Italian |
| Poto Poto | SophieWaldman? | Kind of like upside-down Tetris / Bubble Bobble, but with different colored hexagons? |
| Pound for Pound | LeeWiyninger | Boxing. I had no idea what was going on. |
| Power Balls | LeeWiyninger | Breakout clone. I was expecting a lottery simulator. |
| Power Drift | LeeWiyninger | Unspectacular racer. |
| Power Drive | SophieWaldman? | Kind of lame monster truck racing thing. Tap button a bunch to go. |
| Power Instinct | SophieWaldman? | Loads, then quits. |
| Power Instinct 2 | SophieWaldman? | Fighting game - some creepy old people as characters. |
| Power Instinct 3 - Groove On Fight | SophieWaldman? | Fighting game seemingly unrelated to the previous one. Can play as a guy with bombs for hands. |
| Power Instinct Legends | SophieWaldman? | Picks up where 2 left off - very weird. |
| Power Play | SophieWaldman? | 1 (plus goalie) on 1 arena soccer. |
| Power Spikes | SophieWaldman? | 1-button volleyball, where matches end in 3 points (?) |
| Power Spikes II | LeeWiyninger | Supposedly has 4 buttons this time. It controlled stickily. |
| Power Surge | LeeWiyninger | You're a spark on a circuit doing... something? |
| Powerful Baseball '96 | JoshOratz | Baseball game, nothing to set itself apart from the rest |
| Powerful Pro Baseball EX | JoshOratz | Same as above, with new graphics (sort of) |
| Prebillian | JoshOratz | Billiards. IN SPACE! |
| Prehistoric Isle 2 | JoshOratz | What happened to the first one? Anyways, shoot dinosaurs in a modern-day city. |
| Prehistoric Isle in 1930 | JoshOratz | Oh, there it is. Same as above but on some island in 1930's |
| Premier Soccer | LeeWiyninger | Soccer game. Switches players too much. |
| Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon | LeeWiyninger | Brawler. |
| Prime Goal EX | LeeWiyninger | Soccer game. I couldn't tell what any of the buttons did. |
| Princess Clara Daisakusen | LeeWiyninger | A dog escorts an egg through a city full of robots. |
| Pro Baseball Skill Tryout | LeeWiyninger | Do baseball-type things. The buttons were unclear. |
| Pro Mahjong Kiwame | LeeWiyninger | Prints an error message. |
| Pro Mahjong Kiwame S | LeeWiyninger | Prints a different error message. |
| Professor Pacman | LeeWiyninger | Quiz game with funky animations. The connection to Pacman is entirely cosmetic. |
| Progear | LeeWiyninger | Side-scrolling shmup. Fairly competently made. |
| Progress | LeeWiyninger | You're a tank shooting cars for no adequately explained reason. |
| Progressive Music Triva | ChrisFerguson | Didn't ask me questions about music. |
| Prop Cycle | ChrisFerguson | Hard to play without a bicycle or a decent frame rate |
| PS Arcade 95 | ChrisFerguson | Doesn't work |
| Psychic 5 | ChrisFerguson | Pretty good platformer |
| Psychic Force | LeeWiyninger | 3D fighter with psychic abilities. I couldn't figure out how to do everything. |
| Psycho Soldier | LeeWiyninger | Qu'est-ce que c'est? |
| Psycho-nics Oscar | LeeWiyninger | Doesn't work. |
| Puchi Carat | MaxGibiansky | Brickball or breakout, but moving the paddle doesn't work right. |
| PuckMan? | MaxGibiansky | Pacman. Works fine. |
| PuckMan? Pockimon | MaxGibiansky | Pacman with one extra generation of graphics. |
| PuLiRuLa? | MaxGibiansky | Sidescroller. Really, really weird. Playable. |
| Pull Tabs | MaxGibiansky | Place bet. Push button, receive loss or win. |
| Pulsar | MaxGibiansky | A tank navigates a maze with ever-changing walls to find keys. Kinda good, actually. |
| Pulstar | MaxGibiansky | Sidescrolling space shooter. Slow to control. |
| Punch-Out!! | LeeWiyninger | Boxing game. You should be familiar with it. |
| Punisher, The | LeeWiyninger | Standard brawler. |
| Punk Shot | LeeWiyninger | Violent basketball that ended at random. |
| Pururun | LeeWiyninger | "Yo dawg" expressed as a puzzle game. |
| Pushman | LeeWiyninger | Puzzle game that eventually RhymesWithCorn. |
| Puyo Puyo | LeeWiyninger | Like Puzzle Fighter, but simpler. |
| Puyo Puyo 2 | MattRichman | Versus tetris. |
| Puyo Puyo Sun | MattRichman | More versus tetris, but with suns. What is going on here? |
| Puzz Loop | SarahScheffler | Shoot balls at the incoming spiral of doom. |
| Puzz Loop 2 | SophieWaldman? | Like PuzzLoop?, but with bats? |
| Puzzle & Action: Ichidant-R | BenJones | Series of competitive puzzles, quite fun. |
| Puzzle & Action: Sachido-R | SarahScheffler | Like the first one. Eat steak! |
| Puzzle & Action: Tant-R | SarahScheffler JtBooth | More fun puzzles! Better than the last one (if you speak Japanese for the block hint puzzle :( |
| Puzzle Bobble | SarahScheffler | Bust a Move, basically, but with the Bubble Bobble characters. Familiar, but fun. |
| Puzzle Bobble / Bust a Move | SarahScheffler | Same exact thing. |
| Puzzle Bobble 2 | SarahScheffler | Same as before, but now it has a versus-computer mode with three difficulties! |
| Puzzle Bobble 2 / Bust a Move | SarahScheffler | Same exact thing as before. |
| Puzzle Bobble 3 | SarahScheffler | Same idea but with some cool new puzzles and a versus computer mode. Also characters. |
| Puzzle Bobble 4 | SarahScheffler EmmaDavis JandroAlderman | Same game but with PHYSICS PUZZLES |
| Puzzle Club | SophieWaldman? | Sliding block puzzles, with a Pacman Story and Floor Exercise mode. Floor Exercise may RhymeWithCorn?. |
| Puzzle Club | SkyeBerghel | Various games resembling things like Brick and Tetris, as well as "Find the Difference!". Bubble Adventure looks like it RhymesWithCorn. (Breakout looks safe until you realize that you're uncovering a picture that RhymesWithCorn -SarahScheffler ) |
| Puzzle De Bowling | GeorgeAspesi | Bust-A-Move/Magical? Drop with a Bowling theme. Simple controls, several difficulties. A fun time waster. |
| Puzzle De Pon | GeorgeAspesi | Bust-A-Move with an astrological theme. Actually somewhat difficult. Simple controls. |
| Puzzle Game Rong Rong | SophieWaldman? | Mahjong matching game - almost certainly RhymesWithCorn if you pick the wrong (right?) option. |
| Puzzle King | JosephDearden | Set of four games: tetris clone, pacman clone (with powerups because jumping and lasers), and various shmup-like stuff. |
| Puzzle Uo Poko | JoshOratz && WillGrabill? | Bust-A-Move with one-way power control. |
| Puzzle / Joy Joy Kid | JoshOratz && WillGrabill? | Tetris (B mode) where the objective is to free a balloon trapped under some blocks |
| Puzzli | JosephDearden | Puzzle game where you match things. |
| Puzznic | JosephDearden | Puzzle game where you match things. |
| Pyramid | JoshOratz | Puzzle game where you match things, on a pyramid. |
| Q*Bert | JoshOratz | Color a pyramid of cubes by jumping around on them. |
| Q*Bert's Qubes | JosephDearden | Q*Bert, but you flip cubes when you jump on them. Or something. |
| QB-3 | JosephDearden | You're this guy on a cube and what is this i don't even. |
| Qix | JosephDearden | Claim sections of a rectangle while avoiding a swirly screensaver thing. |
| Quantum | JosephDearden | You're in space and what is this i don't even. |
| Quarterback | JosephDearden | Football! |
| Quartet | SkyeBerghel | You are a dude with a gun. Use the gun to shoot dudes! Kill the boss to get the key and advance a level! (Note that I couldn't get the boss to appear to take damage.) |
| Quasar | SkyeBerghel | Sort of like Asteroids, except if the asteroids get to the bottom of the screen you die. |
| Quester | SkyeBerghel | "This game is for use exclusively in Japan. Use of this game outside Japan is a violation of international copyright law." The fact that this is Yet Another Brick Clone is not a violation of any copyright law, however. |
| Quintoon | SkyeBerghel | I don't know what the objective is, but it seems to be like a game of Blackjack where you have 5 hands instead of just one. |
| Quintoon | HelenWoodward | You can't win because its supposed to give you money if you reach a high enough score. You have 5 blackjack hands and try to get as high a combined total as possible without busting in any hand. |
| QuizAndDragons | JosephDearden && JoshOratz | BestGameOnFnord |
| Quiz and Variety Sukusuku Inufuku | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Bisyoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Chikyu Bouei Gun | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Bisyoujo Senshi Sailor Moon - Chiryoku Tairyoku Toki no Un | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Crayon Shinchan | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Daisousa Sen - The Last Count Down | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz de Idol! Hot Debut | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz DNA no Hanran | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Do Re Mi Fa Grand Prix | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Do Re Me Fa Grand Prix2? - Shin-Kyoku Nyuukadayo | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz F-1 1,2 Finish | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Gakuen Paradise | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Gakumon no Susume | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Gekiretsu Scramble | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Ghost Hunter | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz H.Q. | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Jinsei Gekijoh | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz King of Fighters | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Kokology | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Kokology 2 | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Meitantei Neo & Geo - Qui Daisousa Sen part 2 | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Mekurumeku Story | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Nanairo Dreams, Nijirochou no Kiseki | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Olympic | JosephDearden | Quiz game in not Japanese. |
| Quiz Panicuru Fantasy | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Quest - Hime to Yuusha no Monogatari | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Rouka Ni Tattenasai | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Sangokushi | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Sekai wa SHOW by shobai | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Syukudai wo Wasuremashita | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Theater - 3su no Monogatari | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Tonosama no Yabou | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Tonosama no Yabou 2 Zenkoku-ban | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Tonmonochou | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz TV Gassyuukoku Q&Q | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quiz Mahjong Hayaku Yatteyo! | JosephDearden | Quiz game in Japanese. |
| Quizvaders | JosephDearden | Quiz game in not Japanese. |
| Qwak | JosephDearden | Slide tiles around to guide ducks to the opposite side of a screen. |
| R-Shark | JosephDearden and WilliamGrabill | Bounty-hunting shmup in space, not enough bullets. |
| R-Type | AdamField | Standard shmup, standard problem where once you die once, you lose all your stuff and are screwed. |
| R-Type 2 | AdamField | Much like the first one. |
| R-Type Leo | AdamField | Much like the first two, except it's much better at giving you back your crap when you die. |
| R2D Tank | AdamField | Rather old looking tank game, not that great. Unusually reasonable physics, though: you can't just trivially do a 180 in your tank, you have to turn around. |
| Rabio Lepus | AdamField | Another typical shmup, except very Japanese. Apparently we're not allowed to legally distribute it outside of Japan. |
| Race Drivin' | ChrisFerguson | Doesn't reach start screen; just keeps reloading forever |
| Racing Hero | ChrisFerguson | Motorcycle racing game. Nothing special |
| Rack'em Up | AndreyShur | 9-ball pool game. seems to work! |
| Rack + Roll | AndreyShur | Hexagonal pool |
| Rad Mobile | AndreyShur and ChrisFerguson | Racing game. nothing new |
| Rad Rally | AndreyShur | Almost the same as above. But harder to control |
| Radar Scope | AndreyShur | Shmup. Nothing new |
| Radar Zone | AndreyShur | make lines around squares, while avoiding things that follow your lines. Difficult controls |
| Radiant Silvergun | AndreyShur | Shoot em up that attempts 3d graphics. SUPER laggy |
| Radical Radial | JoshOratz | Space shooter where you're a wheel? |
| Radikal Bikers | JoshOratz | Pizza delivery bike racing at a glorious 2 frames per second |
| Rafflesia | JosephDearden | Space shoot-em-up with floating heads instead of ships. |
| Rage of the Dragons | JosephDearden and JoshOratz | Street fighter clone |
| Ragnagard / Shin-Oh-Ken | JosephDearden and JoshOratz | Like Rage of the Dragons, but worse |
| Raiden | JosephDearden | Shmup, lots of bullets and powerups and the like |
| Raiden Fighters | JoshOratz | Counting down from 999, who knows that happens (not waiting to find out what, that's for sure) |
| Raiden Fighters 2 | JoshOratz | Shoot-em-up, blah blah blah, you know the drill |
| Raiden Fighters Jet | JosephDearden | Raiden Fighters, but with more explosions |
| Raiders | JosephDearden | Space invaders clone. The sprites for your bullets travel up the entire screen, but only hit things that are right in front of you. |
| Raiders5? | JosephDearden | Drive a spaceship around a grid and shoot stuff to get points while other ships with bad pathfinding chase you. |
| Raiga - Strato Fighter | JosephDearden | Shmup, actually pretty good |
| Rail Chase | JosephDearden | Playing lightgun games with a joystick+buttons is not awkward at all, I don't know what you're talking about. |
| Raimais | JosephDearden | Totally not pac-man. |
| Rainbow Islands | JosephDearden | Platformer where instead of jumping you make a rainbow appear and walk on it. |
| Rally Bike / Dash Yarou | JosephDearden | Bike racing game where helicopters drop crates full of arbitrary points. |
| Rally X | JosephDearden | Collect flags while other cars chase you. |
| Rambo III | JosephDearden | You are John Rambo. Run forward through the desert shooting everything. |
| Rampage | JosephDearden and JoshOratz | The original. |
| Rampage: World Tour | JosephDearden and JoshOratz | Rampage, but with spaceships and robots...? |
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