MattNumber

Basically like a HelenNumber but for cuddling with MattKeeter, dubbed SkankyMatt for his propensity to cuddle with lots of different people. Again, your MattNumber is undefined if you cannot be chained to Matthew through someone else.

How do negative Matt Numbers make sense? -RichardBowen

Listing of MattNumbers? (incomplete, please add to fill it):

MattNumber 0:

• MattKeeter (unless he has cuddled with himself?)

MattNumber 1:

• MoiraTagle
• SabreenLakhani
• MichaelNoback
• MadeleineOng
• SaraGussin
• ArianaFriedman
• MorganConbere
• MomMy
  • Do hugs count, or is this legitimate snuggling? If hugging counts, suddenly just about everyone has a MattNumber of 2.
• ZviEffron
• AlexMcAuley

MattNumber 2:

• AndrewHunter (through SaraGussin)
• TrystanKoch (through SaraGussin)
• ChrisFerguson (through SaraGussin)
• MarcDavidson (through ArianaFriedman)
• BobChen (through ArianaFriedman)
• BrianaKonigsberg (through ZviEffron)
• KevinYeung
• RichardGarfinkel (through ArianaFriedman)
• DanMoore (through SabreenLakhani)
• JayMarkello (through MorganConbere)
• SkyeBerghel (through SabreenLakhani ... if hugs count)
• LianaEngie (through MoiraTagle)
• AlexisNast (through MorganConbere)
• Everyone
  • No.

MattNumber 3:

• RobinDobashi (through BobChen)
• RichardMehlinger
• StuMpy (through AndrewHunter)
• RichardBowen(Through RichardGarfinkel)

MattNumber 4:

• PhilMiller (through AlexisNast)
• JasonWinerip (through StumpyChallenge)