If Beryl were a food, she would be a tootsie roll.
"Guys? There are Daleks in my MacGyver?..."
"They're so cheerful I want to stab something!"
"How do we know her parents aren't demon worshipers?"
"The devil is the devil, but demons often have weird names without vowels."
"We just needed to spread the STDs. It fixed everything!"
"Condoms should be sacred!"
"So, instead of torturing it slowly to death, you can behead it quickly" -Dietrich "OH! That's clever!" - Beryl
"I was saying stuff 'cause it made me seem cool!"
"Killing people is just one of your charms, Rai."
[1/25/13 1:05:42 AM] Beryl: so
[1/25/13 1:05:46 AM] Beryl: i really want the
[1/25/13 1:05:56 AM] Beryl: "Affordable boner for everyone"