[Home]InRaisBed

Rai's Bed is a special place ever since he took too many hard classes sophomore year, didn't sleep and uploaded his bed to the internet (or, more specifically, Skype).

This should probably be switched to IRC soon, but

 -- You know, if you moved it over to EsperNet?, you'd be neighbours with OctothorpeHMC.  Then you could stop in there, too.  Which you should.  
Because it's cooler.

There is now an InRaisBed on EsperNet?. Join it.

Regular events are topic changes and the XandaSchofield being added/leaving the chat.

Regular Occupants of Rai's Bed:
RaiFeren , Resident Resident
All of NorthDorm
MaryRachelStimson
AlexKohn , Resident Creeper
CorwynEvansKlock
JoshOratz , Resident Troll
AbbyJordan
BerylEgerter
BekyKotcon
PaulaNing
AriSchumer
BradJensen
JessicaStringham
DietrichLangenbach
MeredithMurphy
Dersek

Occasional Occupants of Rai's Bed:
XandaSchofield , Resident NonResident? Resident
AlexEng
AnneClark
ChrisCotner
MariaMorabe
ElleryBurgess?

Kohn's Law was proved to be true in Rai's bed. This law states that if you call Kohn's name, he will come to chat. ALWAYS.

Quotes:

Topic: "BLAHBLAHBLAH TIDAL WAVE (in Rai's Bed)"

Topic: "Pillowtalk with Rai's Bed"

Topic: "It's Raining Men... in Rai's bed...? "

Topic: "Roll for initiative in Rai's bed "

Topic: "RAI'S BEDAHOLICS ANONYMOUS"

Topic: "Yo means yes and no in Rai's Bed"

Topic: "Bringing Sexy Back to Rai's Bed"

Topic: "CERTAIN CANCERS IN RAI'S BED ARE CAUSED BY THE STATE OF CHEMICALS TO KNOW CALIFORNIA "

Topic: "Frosh > Sleep in Rai's Bed"

Topic: "<3 in Rai's Bed"

Topic: "Try to become a lesbian in Rai's bed…for America’s sake!"

Topic:" Keeping the _Magic Private in Rai's Bed"

Beryl set topic to " STAKING PEOPLE IN RAI"S BED "
Corwyn Evans-Klock: what's happening outside... i am afraid to look...
Beryl set topic to " STALKING PEOPLE IN RAI"S BED "
Corwyn Evans-Klock: i liked the staking! sounded exciting... oh i see
Corwyn Evans-Klock: but stalking is fun enough

Corwyn Evans-Klock: (shh i have to keep up the creepiness)

Beryl Egerter: EVEROME SOHULD Beryl Egerter IN RAI'S BED

Safface: BUT YOU CAN GO HOMO
Safface: WITH NPCS!!
RaiFeren: in LoL?
Safface: in dragon age
MaryRachelStimson: I intend to own it eventually, it's jut a question of whether "eventually" is, in fact, now
RaiFeren: oh XD
Safface: unless
Safface: if by 'go homo' you mean 'farm'
MaryRachelStimson: XD
Safface: and by 'npcs' we are talking about 'creeps'

RaiFeren: why are there so many bed in my people
RaiFeren: this is getting disturbing

MaryRachelStimson: RAI
BekyKotcon: =p
MaryRachelStimson: YOU'RE HORRIBLE
RaiFeren: :DDDD
RaiFeren: BUTBUT
RaiFeren: KARAOKE
RaiFeren: =
RaiFeren: DEATH
BekyKotcon: 0.x
BekyKotcon: assign death to karaoke?
MaryRachelStimson: Karaoke = courage
BekyKotcon: assign courage to karaoke?
RaiFeren: XD
RaiFeren: Karaoke
BekyKotcon: current value of karaoke; courage
RaiFeren: CURSE YOU DESTRUCTIVE ASSIGNMENT
BekyKotcon: =p
BekyKotcon: should be using double equalses

MaryRachelStimson: It's where all the cool kids hang out. The white basement.

AlexKohn: I think Adam Brown is at least part bio
AlexKohn: in major stalking news

RaiFeren: APACHE WANTS TO DANCE ON OUR GRAVES FEASTING ON OUR EYEBALLS DANCING TO THE TUNE OF A BADLY TUNED ORCHESTRA SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO WAKE THE DEAD!
BerylEgerter: EXCEPT IF IT TRIED TO ACTUALLY WAKE THE DEAD IT WOULD JUST GET AN ERROR 500.

MaryRachelStimson: Rai, you're really missing out. boobs are comfy!
MaryRachelStimson: Butbut, Boobs are always comfy!

AbbyJordan: Boobs != Shoulders
MaryRachelStimson: That parsed as Shoulder Boobs
RaiFeren: It's like a shoulder blade, but different!

AbbyJordan: Not as fun as leprosy though!
MaryRachelStimson: Few things are.


The Orange Incident:

AriSchumer: HEY GUYS IF MY LITTLE BROTHER TRIES TO GIVE YOU FRUIT
AriSchumer: LOOK OUT IT MIGHT BE SPIKED
DietrichLangenbach: ...what?
AriSchumer: well like
DietrichLangenbach: like, a spikey fruit, or he somehow got alchohol in it
AriSchumer: Idk I don't think it was alcohol
DietrichLangenbach: ?
AriSchumer: but
AriSchumer: O_O
DietrichLangenbach: ...uh
AriSchumer: It was like
AriSchumer: some kind of acid
AriSchumer: yeah
AriSchumer: def acid
DietrichLangenbach: ....
AriSchumer: just ask jeff
AriSchumer: he thought he was turning indian
AriSchumer: it was pretty bad
DietrichLangenbach: ...
BerylEgerter: ...
BerylEgerter: so
BerylEgerter: ari did /you/ eat spiked fruit?
AriSchumer: YEAH
AriSchumer: THERE WAS ACID
AriSchumer: IN THOSE ORANGES
BerylEgerter: ...Citric acid?
DietrichLangenbach: citric acid is trippy stuff, man
BerylEgerter: Because that's normal
BerylEgerter: -mr
AriSchumer: BERYL IS NOW MARY RACHEL
AriSchumer: OH MY GOD
AriSchumer: ACID
AriSchumer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BerylEgerter: ...
AriSchumer: no seriously
AriSchumer: I think he must have done something to the oranges
AriSchumer: I was all like
AriSchumer: tripping out and shit
AriSchumer: I like
AriSchumer: heard meredith asking for oranges
AriSchumer: even though she wasn't in the room
AriSchumer: so I went to the lounge and gave her some
AriSchumer: she didn't eat them but jeff did
AriSchumer: I think they're still in the lounge but DON'T EAT THEM
BerylEgerter: ...Maybe you should tell the lounge that
BerylEgerter: O_o
AriSchumer: I did
AriSchumer: I think
AriSchumer: fuck
AriSchumer: I remember doing that
AriSchumer: does that count
RaiFeren: ...
AriSchumer: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
AriSchumer: also they're scipps oranges
AriSchumer: so they're all like
AriSchumer: sour and decorative and shit
AriSchumer: decorated with sours
AriSchumer: sour and decorative
DietrichLangenbach: ari, it just sounds like you're drunk
AriSchumer: okay
AriSchumer: so I didn't drink anything
AriSchumer: how do you even put
AriSchumer: alocohol in an orange
AriSchumer: like
AriSchumer: ike
AriSchumer: that wouldn't even work
AriSchumer: would it
AriSchumer: i only had one
AriSchumer: ):
DietrichLangenbach: you shouldn't be able to >.>
AriSchumer: see??????
AriSchumer: like
AriSchumer: my little brother is
AriSchumer: a tricky asshole
AriSchumer: but I don't think he would buy like
AriSchumer: 100% proof alcohol
AriSchumer: to inject into oranges
AriSchumer: right
AriSchumer: ...right?
DietrichLangenbach: hopefully.
AriSchumer: HOPEFULLY
AriSchumer: oh you know
RaiFeren: ...
AriSchumer: the other explanation is that i'm tired and haven't eaten or slept much and my meds wore off
AriSchumer: o.o'
DietrichLangenbach: that was going to be my next guess
AriSchumer: BUT I STILL
AriSchumer: THINK IT'S THE ORANGES
AriSchumer: OKAY
AriSchumer: wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
BerylEgerter: ok
BerylEgerter: we went and threw out all oranges in the lounge
BerylEgerter: just fyi
AriSchumer: okay good thank you ;_;
AriSchumer: we = you and MR
AriSchumer: ?
BerylEgerter: They looked like pretty normal oranges, though. -MR
RaiFeren: Butbut spoiling potential fun *is joking*
DietrichLangenbach: ...did you think to smell them first?
BerylEgerter: Aaron helped
BerylEgerter: ...no.
BerylEgerter: -MR
AriSchumer: oh
AriSchumer: MAGIC RESISTA
AriSchumer: ...
AriSchumer: hi ._.
BerylEgerter: Also, the lounge claims you were lying down in the middle of the courtyard? -MR
AriSchumer: I
AriSchumer: fell over laughing at something
AriSchumer: I don't remember what
DietrichLangenbach: uh
DietrichLangenbach: ari
DietrichLangenbach: get some sleep
AriSchumer: it was coming back from jays
AriSchumer: i'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
BerylEgerter: Well, they thought you were crying, so... I guess that's better? -MR
AriSchumer: oh yeah
DietrichLangenbach: no, you clearly aren't?
AriSchumer: i look like i'm crying when i'm laughing
AriSchumer: it's awkwrd D;
DietrichLangenbach: ...
AriSchumer: hey
AriSchumer: it happens okay
AriSchumer: also DietrichLangenbach i'm in such a good mood
AriSchumer: and i'm looking at alllllgs homework
BerylEgerter: Have you talked to your brother about this? -MR
AriSchumer: no maybe I should
AriSchumer: although
AriSchumer: he was drunk when he gave them to me so
AriSchumer: hard to say
BerylEgerter: ...
AriSchumer: I'll ask him
DietrichLangenbach: when was the last time you slept?
AriSchumer: um
AriSchumer: at night!
BerylEgerter: Wat.
AriSchumer: um
AriSchumer: ummmmm
AriSchumer: yes
AriSchumer: at night
RaiFeren: Well its not at morning at least?
AriSchumer: yeah!
AriSchumer: I'm actually
AriSchumer: really proud of myself
AriSchumer: I've cut down on all nighters
AriSchumer: really well
AriSchumer: like
AriSchumer: it's been what a month almost
AriSchumer: and I've only had 2
DietrichLangenbach: ...
AriSchumer: dude
DietrichLangenbach: I suppose that's an improvement...
AriSchumer: yeah
AriSchumer: it's
AriSchumer: 1/4th? of my average
AriSchumer: last semester
DietrichLangenbach: O.o
RaiFeren: ...
Vivian: ...
BerylEgerter: ...
RaiFeren: ...
MeredithMurphy: ...


The Rat Incident in SuiteTimeTravel?:

RaiFeren: We caught the rat?
RaiFeren: Its uhhh
BerylEgerter: HOLYSHIT
DietrichLangenbach: ?
BerylEgerter: ANYONE WANT TO SEE A FUCKING HUGE RAT
PaulaNing: YES
DietrichLangenbach: ...ok
PaulaNing: YES
PaulaNing: YES
RaiFeren: I want it out of the suite and don't want to get ANYWHERE near that trap
RaiFeren: Its HUGE
BerylEgerter: um
PaulaNing: ILL TAKE IT
BerylEgerter: careful its by the door...
AriSchumer: oh god
AriSchumer: i'm coming
AriSchumer: just because
AriSchumer: why not

[12:41:07 AM] Rice, Pineapple Fried: I OWE JOSH MONEY AND DAVID SCOTT OWES ME MONEY
[12:41:14 AM] Mary Rachel Stimson: COOL
[12:41:18 AM] Rice, Pineapple Fried: It's funny because
[12:41:22 AM] Joratz: MONEY
[12:41:25 AM] Joratz: WHERES MY MONEY
[12:41:26 AM] Rice, Pineapple Fried: WE ARE ALL JEWS


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