PornAble

People who have consented to have their names/likenesses used in pornographic writings. Possibly a BadIdea.

• EvilSouthie
• JessicaNelson?
• LucasBaker
• StephGrush
  • It is probably MacKenzieStuart's fault, but I have decided that porn involving me must also involve (at least) one of the following:
    • Furbies
    • Voldo as a male homosexual (hm, that probably also implies TheWorstOrgyEver?) (or [Dance, Voldo, Dance] (Fair warning, link includes Voldo dancing))
    • Snakes (consenting adult snakes only!)
    • LaTeX, Prolog, or Nethack
      • Where "No" means so much more.
      • Oh. My. God. If someone actually writes porn which involves Nethack in any way, I need to be told immediately. -AdamField
        • Stop licking my @ sign!
    • A guava
    • The continuity fairy
    • My prowess as a DM (will not get you extra XP)
  • It must not be on a Google-searchable page. The text of this Wiki [isn't Web searchable].
• NickJohnson
• ChrisLundberg
• JustinPava (Although not sure why you would want to :-> )
• JoeFrosh (It happened. AnnaPrestezog did it, and you can buy it on the internet.)
• MarissaAnderson (do we get bonus points for using EVERYONE on the list in the same story?)
• BillHewitt (As long as I get first dibs on a copy ;-) )
• AdamField (specifically for the reason currently stated at the bottom of this page. Again, not sure why you would ever want to use me. EDIT: Also because I'd be amused if it happened.)
• JonathanBeall (Again, I want a copy.)
• Furbies. Steph asked if they were, and since I speak for the Furbies, I say so. --AlexBobbs
• JeffBrenion (I'd like to see a copy, if only to know what sort of things people are thinking when they look at me.)
  • I'd go with cute furry animals and the like :-P
    • Um... in this context, I'm rather disturbed. Maybe I don't want to know what YOU'RE thinking of.
• MacKenzieStuart
  • I'd like a copy and for it to only be posted to Wiki. If I'm going to be getting down with people textstyle, I want my name mashed together like potatoes.
    • Additionally, I feel like this is an appropriate place to say that people should go to WhyGodWhyWouldYouWriteThat and post their own works.
• DanCicio--after seeing the incredible work done so far in this genre, I'm definitely in
• ConorMcNassar Especially if I get to see it! I've never self-- uh, nothing.
• DuctTapeGuy (I doubt you'd really want to, but if that should happen to happen, I cannot help but be amused)
  • To clarify why I'm on here, I seek to neither encourage nor discourage usage of any and all images of DuctTapeGuy (TM) in any and all literary endeavours. Oh, but I would like a copy.
• Stumpy, the resident East dorm MonkeyPuppet.
  • oh come now, stumpy is PornAble by definition
• BrianYoung (So long as it's no more than the lighter side of an R rating)
• Until they say otherwise, Link and Jigglypuff
• RobinSchriebman (Still debating as to whether to give bonus points or forbid the horror of integrating my "adult consensual playthings" into it)
• Coach Rett would probably be excessively traumatized to find himself on this list. I request that any fruits of his involvement be tasteful, and I would appreciate the role of creative consultant. --His handler.
  • I'd like to take this opportunity to state that all the animals in EyeOfChaos are PornAble, except the cat. --DM
    • In regards unpornable: I would like to thank you on behalf of the cat -- katmerlin
• PhySics. "Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics." Therefore some physics (left to your, ahem, discretion) is a matter of sex.
  • Should also incorporate the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Definitely.
• Stems. May I suggest BDSteMs??
• FrancesHocutt (Also only if restricted to Wiki.)
• The LoungePeccary.
• MacChriszieMcLeRoyErickStuart
• JonabinSchriebeall
• HilaryDavidson (Not to be put into any situations involving Stumpy or the Peccary.)
• ClayHambrick (But not my mom.)
  • Oh, and Reid also
    • What about his mom?
      • (Sigh, how did I know this would come up?) Yes, his mom also.
• HilbertSpace?
• FundamentalsOfMathematicalAnalysis?, by Rudin
• MiriamLeisman
• AndrewHunter
  • WhyGodWhyWouldYouWriteThat
• Cs60
• MorganConbere
• RichardBowen
• MikeBuchanan
• ZviEffron - Only with really hot girls
• ZviEffronsTwinBrother - With AndrewHunter and RichardBowen (JulianEvans has signed up for the task of creating this)
• TrystanKoch
• PaNts
• JoshOratz
• GretchenAllen
• LeeWiyninger - This is definitely a BadIdea.
• JosephDearden

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Should conditions/relevant information (sexual orientation, fetishes not minded sharing knowledge of, things that would really not be cool) be appended for convenience of PornWriter s?

• Well, if anybody actually wants to create a page for this, I would suggest PornAbleInformation?, although I suspect it's a BadIdea.

Do we get bonus points for using such a story as a checklist of things to do?

• If you try to use WhyGodWhyWouldYouWriteThat as a checklist of things to do, I'm going out and buying a can of mace.

This should go on the EastDormPurityTest, in my opinion.

Somewhere on the Web there is probably a purity test with "Have you had RPS written about you?". That's why you (insert 'don't' if appropriate) want to be PornAble.

• RPS?
  • Google tells us that this means "Real Person Slash"
  • Funny, Google tells me that it means Rock Paper Shotgun. If Rock Paper Shotgun wrote about me, I'd be pretty flattered, but I don't think it'd get me a purity point.