FridayMorningMovie

An East tradition that consists of showing a movie on 'Friday Morning', aka Friday at 00:00:01, aka during the dark between Thursday and Friday.

The movie should have one (or preferably more) of the following criteria:

• So bad that it's good (StarCrash?)
• So bad that it's very bad (ZardoZ)
• Very over the top (ShootEmUp?)
• Foreign (BattleRoyale?)
• Indescribable (ZornsLemma?, LisztoMania?)

Basically, if the movie isn't "good" enough to be an EastDormConcessions movie, then it might be a contender to be a FMM. There is no organized procedure about who gets to pick the movies; anyone who wants to can inflict a movie on the dorm! In general, we try not to FMM the same movie 2 years in a row, not as a hard rule but as a guideline due to the truly incredible variety of FMM-worthy films.

• Should we be adding descriptions of these movies? SkyeBerghel has started, and I'm wondering if I should help. --LeeWiyninger
  • Most of the titles below are wikified so that brief summaries, descriptions such as SkyeBerghel's, and other similar things can go on their wiki pages. I think SkyeBerghel misinterpreted an email I sent to Schmack suggesting exactly this. Please, if you want to help, do it on the pages for these films. --ChrisSauro

For recommendations on movies to watch for FridayMorningMovie, see AelyAronoff.

Previously shown FridayMorningMovies include (chronologically, most recent at top; an incomplete list):

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2023-2024

• Star Wars Episode 3 (technically an ITR, after FMM)
• The Men Who Stare at Goats
• Love on a Leash
• Iron Skies
• Netflix's "Choose Love" a Choose Your Own Adventure Rom-Com
• Shaolin Soccer (technically an ITR, after FMM)
• Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
• Twilight
• Osmosis Jones
• Our Drawings - Princess Movie
• Trolls 3
• Avatar the Last Airbender movie
• The Linguini Incident
• Percy Jackson 2
• The Room
• Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters
• Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief movie
• birb
• Barber Westchester
• Inferno Cop
• birddemic
• Llamageddon
• Cane Toads
• Velocipastor
• Killer Klowns from Outer Space
• Rat Race
• Jexi
• The End of the World
• 47 Meters Down
• Eurovision

2022-2023

• Wizard People Dear Reader
• My Life as Inuki-san's Dog
• Super Mario Bros (1993) (The Extended Cut)
• The Room
• Jexi
• Wet Hot American Summer
• Love on a Leash
• Tucker and Dale vs Evil
• Phantom of the Paradise
• The Demented Cartoon Movie
• The World's End
• Killer Klowns from Outer Space
• Tron
• Zombeavers
• Cinderella III
• Sharknado
• Spaceballs
• Cats
• Star Wars Holiday Special

2021-2022

• Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West --FMMCanon
• Hentai Kamen --FMMCanon
• Kung Pow: Enter the Fist --FMMCanon
• [Zadar!CowFromHell] --FMMCanon
• Wizard People, Dear Reader --FMMCanon
• The Room --FMMCanon
• Matrix Revolutions
• Dora and the Lost City of Gold
• Scooby-Doo! and Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery
• Jack and Jill
• Color Out of Space
• Flatland [the film]
• Jexi
• Troll 2 --FMMCanon
• Phantom of the Paradise
• House
• Spaceballs
• SpinalTap? --FMMCanon
• Clue
• Life of Brian
• Buckaroo Banzai --FMMCanon

2019-2020

• Borat
• Mystery Men
• Dora and the Lost City of Gold
• Star War the Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West
• Twisted Pair
• Loony Tunes: Back in Action
• Hentai Kamen
• Left Behind (2014)
• Dark Dungeon
• Killer Bean
• SpinalTap? - AvalonVinella 's middle name is based off this movie! -- BerlinPaez
• Rubber

2018-2019

• Kevin and Perry Go Large
• Cop Dog
• Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
• Avalon High (Shown on 4/20)
• Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
• Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005) - Pretty funny --AelyAronoff
• Reefer Madness (1936) - Not worth watching --AelyAronoff
• Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the Lake Monster -- Great film! --AelyAronoff
• Animal Farm (1999) - Great film! —AelyAronoff
• God’s Not Dead 3: A Light in the Darkness - Great film! — AelyAronoff
• The Holy Flame of the Martial World (1983)
• Zathura: A Space Adventure - Good film! --AelyAronoff
• Escape From New York
• Catch That Kid
• Zadar!CowFromHell?!
• Scooby-Doo! and Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery
• PingPongPlaya? - Great film! --AelyAronoff
• ScoobyDooWrestlemania? - Great film! --AelyAronoff
• WizardPeopleDearReader? - Great film! --AelyAronoff
• KungPowEnterTheFist?
• Rat Race - Great film! -- AelyAronoff
• DeadRight? - Great film! --AelyAronoff
• BetterOffDead?
• BuckaraooBanzai?
• SoylentGreen?
• FuryOfTheFistAndTheGoldenFleece?
• TheMummyReturns

2016-2017

• DoubleDown?
• yakuzaApocalypse
• BeeMovie?
• barbieStarlightAdventure?
• Grabbers

2012-2015 Apparently nothing happened these years /s

2011-2012

• LegendOfZeldaCartoon
• AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes?
• Rubber
• StarCrash?
• Transmorphers
• TreMors
  • Endorsed by DanCiliske and therefore a gloriously bad action movie. --SkyeBerghel
• HardTicketToHawaii?
• Help!
• HowToStuffAWildBikini
• AnonymousRex?
• Rockula
• BlackDynamite?
• TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra?
• AloneInTheDark
  • Uwe Boll/10. The sex scene is so bad it's pretty bad, but the special effects are pretty "great". --SkyeBerghel
• TerrorOfMechagodzilla
  • Movie takes too long to get to the bit where Godzilla and some other ocean dinosaur and Mechagodzilla fight. Special effects are badgood. --SkyeBerghel
• TheLadykillers?
  • Is sometimes funny on purpose and sometimes accidentally funny. Overall, pretty funny. --SkyeBerghel

2010-2011

• QueenOfTheDamned
  • Aaliyah is really hot. Everything else about this movie is awful. --SkyeBerghel
• LabyRinth
  • Featuring David Bowie's spandex-encased crotch and Jim Henson's acid trips. --SkyeBerghel
• Rubber
• TheHebrewHammer
  • Jew jokes/10
• RepoTheGeneticOpera
  • Has good parts, which are really good, and bad parts, which are really good. Featuring Anthony Stewart Head (Buffy) and Paul Sorvino (virtually every mobster movie ever) as enormous hams and Paris Hilton as herself. --SkyeBerghel
• AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes?
• MysteryMen?
• HowardTheDuck?
• GayniggersFromOuterSpace
• AttackOfTheGiantBrineShrimp
• JesusChristVampireHunter
• Troll2?
• BatMan (1966)
  • Special effects that only the 60s can provide, and campiness that only the best B-movies can provide. --SkyeBerghel
• WallaceAndGromit?
• FreddyGotFingered?
• TheMatrix?
• StarCrash?
• TheGamers?
• PocketNinjas
  • So bad, it's really boring. --SkyeBerghel
• WeirdAlInUhf
• ZardoZ
• BackstrokeOfTheWest?
• ReeferMadness (2005)
  • Alan Cumming as The Lecturer, on marijuana: "Creeping like a communist, it's knocking at our doors! Turning all our children into hooligans and whores!"
• NightOfTheLepus?
• AWalkInTheClouds?
• TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra?
• BlackDynamite?
• TheAdventuresOfMiloAndOtis?
• MegaSharkVsGiantOcotopus?
• TheFifthElement?

2009-2010

• TheSpirit?
• BattleRoyale?
• District9?
• BigTroubleInLittleChina?
• CasinoRoyale? (1967)
• TheAbyss
  • Remember when James Cameron made good movies? This isn't one of them. --SkyeBerghel
• HelVetica?
• CoolRunnings?
• TotalRecall?
• ANightAtTheOpera?
• SixStringSamurai?
• ShootEmUp?
• PokemonMewtwoStrikesBack?
• MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian?
• EquiLibrium?
• HeatHers?
  • What could possibly be funnier than high schoolers murdering other high schoolers? LULZ! --SkyeBerghel
• TheProtector?
• RepoTheGeneticOpera
• DemolitionMan?
• AirPlane?!
• TheTransformers?: The Movie
• TheCore?
• TheGamers?
• TheFastAndTheFurious?: Tokyo Drift
• BatMan (1966)
• WhoFramedRogerRabbit?

2008-2009

• SneaKers?
• MachineGirl?
• SpaceJam?
• ThisIsSpinalTap?
  • A++, would spontaneously combust again --SkyeBerghel
• MightyMorphinPowerRangers?
• TheyLive?!
• DieHard? (1 through some unspecified N)
  • DieHard?/10
• ZardoZ
• OrGazmo?
• GhostBusters?
• TheNewGuy?
• CasaBlanca?
  • Actually a good movie / 10
• WeurdAlInUhf?
• JesusChristVampireHunter
  • ChrisSauro is a troll/10
• BoondockSaints?
• PolyEster?
• MysteryMen?
• SinCity?
  • Movie looks very good. Dialogue is bad in that truly unique film noir way.--SkyeBerghel
• LisztoMania?
  • no/10
• CasinoRoyale?
• PunisMment?
• AirPlane?!
• BarbarellaQueenOfTheGalaxy?
  • sexploitation/10
• IronMan?
• District13?
• WanTed?
  • Morgan Freeman says the word "motherfucker", and bullet paths can bend if you flick your wrist right. There is nothing more worth knowing about this movie. --SkyeBerghel
• StarCrash?

2007-2008

• BackstrokeOfTheWest?
• DogMa?
• BatMan (1966)
• SweeneyTodd?: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
• Romeo+Juliet
• BaNanas?
• TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossTheEighthDimension?
• ButchCassidyAndTheSundanceKid?
• EuroTrip?
• WizardPeopleDearReader?
• AnchorMan?
• DirtyHarry?
• VerSus?
• ZardoZ
• MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail?
• ThePrestige?
• FifthElement?
• BlaCula?
• TheUsualSuspects
• TheMatrix?
• PowerpuffGirls?
• TroN?
• TheProtector?
• AntiTrust?
• CantHardlyWait?
• TheHebrewHammer
• 300
• EquiLibrium?

2006-2007

• Brick
• TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesII?: Secret of the Ooze
• SnaTch?
• TheWizardOfSpeedAndTime?
• NotAnotherTeenMovie?
• BullDurham?
• ShakespeareInLove?
• StarCrash?
• CheerleaderNinjas
• TeamAmericaWorldPolice?
• GalaxyQuest?
• JurassicPark?
• OceansEleven
• FightClub
  • Notable for featuring actual in-lounge combat. I should really avoid three week long sleep deprivation -- AndrewHunter
• SnakesOnAPlane?
• CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon
• LabyRinth
• MysteryMen?
• BackstrokeOfTheWest?
• AKnightsTale?
• ShockTreatment?
• HacKers?
  • Sorry, guys.
• DogMa?
• ReservoirDogs?
• TheAristocrats?
• ThePrincessBride?

2005-2006

• Seniors
  • This movie is truly fucked up.
• MoulinRouge
• DoctorStrangelove?
• MyBestFriendsWedding?
• AnTz?
• NotAnotherTeenMovie?
• FirePlace? (yes, one of those DVDs)
• TheFifthElement?
• CharlieAndTheChocolate? Factory
• TheShining?
• ZooLander?
• BackToTheFuture?

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