IhardlyKnowEr

The punchline to an oft-repeated joke. In fact, the joke is so common that all you really need to say to repeat it is "ding!" THWACK! . . . or just feel free to give 'er a "?!" instead. (cf. IhardlyKnowIm)

Note: adding every word and phrase that contains an "er" sound to this page does not make you cool. It is important that you realize this before you edit this page and add yet another word that you just thought of.

This really seems to be getting out of hand. I suggest we categorize: things that actually make sense/are funny (Rubbermaid?!, Copper piece?!, etc), those that are people's names, things that are otherwise clever, and those that appear to be ZOMG IFoundAWordWithErAndDidntReadTheIntro?.

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• Rubbermaid?!
• InvitedToRetire?!
• Mountain Liquor?! (Sadly renamed to "Mountainview Liquor and Deli?!")
• Counterparts?!
• Rubber Inner Tube?!
• Inspector Gadget?!
• /usr/local/bin?!
• CaesarSalad?!
• Inner beauty?!
• Parkin' Sticker?!
• Sucker for punishment?!
  • [Sucker]?!
• "Cracker Jack: Sticker Inside"?!
• Cedar Eggs?!
• Mister Bush!? (particularly relevant during the late 90s, early 2000s)
• Fiddler on the Roof?!
• InvisibleStalker?!
• ProfessorBaker?!
• RustMonster?!
  • UmberHulk?!
  • Beholder?!
  • Ochre Jelly?!
  • DisplacerBeast??!
  • Master mind flayer?! (on dungeon level 5, no less...)
• Shooter Upper!
• CircularLogic?!
• VampireTheMasquerade?!
  • BuffyTheVampireSlayer?!?!
• AndrewSchoonmaker?!
• BitterUpperClassman?!
• Tensor Hun Bitch?! (see AnaGrams)
• Honor Violation?!
• Anakin Skywalker?!
• Populator?!
• Percolator?!
• Masticator?!
• Sizzler?!
• NantucketNectar??!
• Planar Being?!
• Scalar?!
• Alabaster Potion?!
• Harmonic Oscillator?! (see SexLab)
• HarvieHamster?!
• Single Modifier Variable?!
• Circular Buffer?! (see http://www.cs.hmc.edu/courses/2000/spring/cs110/projects/p3.html)
• PatriNumber?!
• Accellerator Research Department A?!

• CmdrTaco??!
• Superior Leather Armor?!
• A shell of charge with inner radius 'a' and outer radius 'b'?!
• Multiprocessor motherboard?!
• (Little brown) feeder mice?!
• EmmaBoyer?!
• Goedel, Escher, Bach?!
• Greater hell magic mushroom were-quylthulg?!
• ShowerQuality?
• Pottsylvania Creeper?!
• Linear Algebra?!
• (Formula Drinking Crack Baby) WankerTroll?!
• TinkerBell??!
• Minor Details?!
• /usr/local/wastedisposal?!
• Poster Mount?!
• Meteor Shower?!
• Bumper Sticker?!
• Pulper Waste Disposal?! (from the paper mill...)
• Clarifier Screw Presses?!
• Winder Back Side?!
• Defoamer?!
• TamaraReimer?!
• JessicaFisher?!
• SuperMetroid Desktop Theme?!
• Uppercut?!
• Market & Liquor?!
• Indicator function?!
• Proctor Milk and Cookies?!
• Sperner labeling?!
• Nuclear Overhauser Effect?!
• Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?!
• Brouwer fixed-point theorem?!
• Euler Totient?!
• Optional Bowser?!
• Makou Reactor?!
• Printer Driver?!
• User interface?!
• Catcher in the Rye?!
• Spoiler?!
• Poker?! (not in the lounge!)
• Browser?!
• Parser Grammar?!
• Elevator equipment?!
• Team player?!
• Screw Honor?!
• Support Fire?!
• Arthur Miller?!
• Goody Proctor?!
• Compiler Optimizer?!
• Lipid Bilayer?!
• Volcanic glacier?!
• RobinBaur?!
• RockyHorror??!
  • Science fiction double feature?!
  • Sonic oscillator?!
  • Doctor Scott?!
  • Sonic transducer?!
  • Magenter?!
    • really, the whole point of rocky horror isnt about whether you knew her or not...
• Resonator Geometry?!
• Thatcher Music Building?!
• Terminator Stout Cheesecake?! (actual menu item)
• Refrigerator for food only?!
• Heater vent?!
• Remover jobbie?!
• Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers?!
• Bitter end?! (source: http://wiki.dreamhost.com/index.php/V4.01_January_2002)
• Beater and Biter?!
• Pitzer Major Dinner?!
• [Rubber Roller Rejuvinator]?!
  • "Restores grip to rollers in all types of office equipment"
  • "Indispensible for most common jam problems"
• Bangor, Maine?!
  • Bangor Street, Pomona?!
• Layer cake?!
• Bitter almond?!
• Poker face?!
• Eatery?!
  • Works better if pronounced "eater-why"
• Fokker cockpit?!
• Boner?! (source for this and next two: http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=2907)
• Binder?!
• Keeper?!
• Go-getter?!
• Emmy Noether?!
• ChunkyStringIterator??!
• Butter?! [Link] Courtesy of Will and Schmack
• Trapper-Keeper?!
• Soccer?! How was this not here since forever ago? How mundane. Show more creativity. =p
  • Footballer
• Snifter?!
• Checkerboard?!
• DoubleMajor?!
• MasterPiece?!
• Taster?!
• Compiler?!
  • Debugger?!
    • Dynamic linker?!
• Infinite Glacier?! (courtesy of hanging out at StephGrush's apartment, playing SuperSmashBrothersMelee)
• Can opener?!
• Sugar?!
• Laser?!
  • LaserFiche?!
• MenOfEastCalendar?!
• Vertical thruster?!
• Counter historical dilemmas with bold new initiatives?!
• Lemon reamer?
• Dewar?!
• Whipper-snapper?! (http://www.apocalypse.org/pub/u/adam/er.html)
• Locker room?!
• Incubator baby?!
• Inhaler?!
• Thriller?!
• Moisturizer?!
• Liquor box?!
• Liquor in the front, poker in the rear?!
• Tire and rubber?!
• Scout's honor?!
• Feeder pipe?!
• Consumer goods?!
  • Consumer culture?!
• Vacuum cleaner parts?!
• Wanker?! Oh, come on, it's too easy to be worth it.
• Filibuster?!
• Hastur?! Hastur?! HastUr??!
• Rigor?
• Drinking beaker?
• Flour tortillas?
• Easter bunny?
• Render?!
• Dryer filter?!
• Liquor Locker?!
• Hypertension?!
• [Poker Facebook]?!
• Reaver?! (Leave it to Reaver?)
• [Donald Remer]?!
• Gladiator?! I bet he is!
• Semiconductor band gap?!
• Incisor?!
• PokerTournament??!
• TrickOrDrink??!
• TrickOrCheese?!
• TrickOrUnderwear??! (courtesy of post-STEMs-prank conversation)
• Beiter Klicker?!
• Killer Cadaver?!
  • Killer Queen?!
• Server Error?!
• Deadly Sinner?!
• Prandtl-Meyer expansion waves?!
• Prandtl-Glauert singularity?!
• Lanchester-Prandtl wing theory?!
• Honey Ryder?!
• Kuiper Belt?!
• Jackhammer?!
• A Scanner Darkly?!
• Sonic screwdriver?!
  • Doctor Who?!
    • The Master?!
• Bowler hat?!
• Refrigerator crisper liner?!
• Pounder Heritage Vegetable Garden?!
• Meta-humor?!
• Solder?!
• Paradoxical combinator?!
• Great Maker?!
• Panzer?!
• Non sequitur?
• RichardMehlinger?!
• Rocket launcher?!
• AndrewHunter?!
  • AndrewFarmer?!
  • AndrewTaylor?!
• Lifegiver?!
• WOPR?!
• Recorder?!
• Get high honor?!
• All nighter?!
• Mudder?!
  • Scrippsie?!
    • Claremont McKenner??!
      • Fuck her up the ass?!
        • Uh, no. That fails at even attempting to be subtle.
• IhardlyKnowEr?!
  • Don't make me ban you.
    • Banner?!
      • Ban Hammer?!
        • Forum Moderator?!
• ChemSkillBuilder?!
• Professor?!
• EnergyMeter??!
• Jumper cables?!
• Dynamic binary translator?!
• Tapir penis?!
• Dry cleaner?!
• Jon Tester?!
  • Taste Tester?!
  • Senator?!
    • Montanner?!
• Computer?!
  • Computer Gamer?! ?!
  • Computer Piano?!
  • [Computer Love]?!
• Hum Paper?!
• Buffer overflow?!
• Filter bank?!
• Pucker up?!
• Dr. Reanimator?!
• Lucifer Falls?!
• DavidLapayowker?!
• Sylar?!
• Beeper?!
• King Arthur?!
• grep -i 'er$' /etc/dictionaries-common/words | sed -e 's/$/?!/'
  • Not only is such a thing boring and unfunny, it misses the genre of most things that end up on here.
• Butterfingers?!
  • Butternuts?!
    • Butterface?!
• Inner Child?!
• Minor Edit?!
• Necromonger?!
• Bandersnatch?!
• ClockGenerator??!
• Toaster Oven?! (It goes ding!)
• Scouter?!
  • Power Level?!
    • OverNineThousand?!
• Heteronormative?!
• Flickr?!
• Inner product?!
• Hermitian operator?!
• Pot sticker?!
• Modulator/demodulator?!
• Ripple-carry adder?!
• Extended slice operator?!
• Valkyr?
• Laundry Hamper?!
• Username?!
  • That's a felony, you know.
  • User profile?!
  • User Account Control?!
  • User error?!
• Testicular Cancer?!
  • Ding Ding!
• CheerleaderNinjas?!
• "Okay, Morta. The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processing cores cross linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core elements are based on FTL nanoprocessor units arranged into twenty-five bilateral kelilactirals with twenty of those units being slaved to the central heisenfram terminal. . . . Now this is the isopalavial interface which controls the main firomactal drive unit. . . . The ramistat kiloquad capacity is a function of the square root of the intermix ratio times the sum of the plasma injector quotient. . . ." ?!
• Elevator?! (ding! - up a level!)
  • Elevator Action?!
• Eigenvector Basis?!
• Tom Lehrer?!
• Model-view-controller?!
• Penn & Teller?!
• RulesLawyer??!
• BoilerSuite?!
• Data miner?!
  • Forty-niner?!
• Hamburger Buns?!
• Otter-lambda?!
• Helper Function?!
• Beaver?!
• [PokerCondoms]?!
• O RLY?! (Thanks to [xkcd])
• Zweifacher?!
• Zoroaster?!
• Summer?!
• AlanGilder?!
• SummerMath?!
• MacGyver??!
• Deflector shields?!
• Mother liquor?!
• Freezer burn?!
• wget 'http://www3.hmc.edu/~jkentdobias/funwiki/index.cgi?CategoryHomePage' -qO - | grep "<li> <a" | sed 's/<li> <a href=\"index\.cgi?//'|sed 's/\" class=wikipagelink>.*//' | grep -i 'er$' | sed -e 's/$/?!/'
  • A copycat of above, but actually covers the (annoying) habit of people to put people on this list.
• Point relaxation preconditioner?!
• Counterspell?!
• Letter Grade?!
• Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger?!
  • Badger Mushroom?!
• Nsider Forums?!
• [Filler Neck]?!
• Hamburglar?!
• Predictor-Lotto?! (It's a pro cycling team)
• [Looter il-Kor]?!
• HarryPotter?!
• [Pokemon Trainer]?!
• Slipper Flower?!
• StevenBerler?!
  • This one's already on the list, newbs.
• Shocker?!
• C preprocessor?!
• Server client?!
• Broodlord Lashlayer?!
• Jabberwock?!
• Fluffer?!
• Moon Sacrificer?!
• HelenNumber?!
• Ball peen hammer?!
  • Hammerhead?!
• Hitler?!
  • You know who else hardly knew er?
  • That's right, Hitler.
• Butler?!
• Super Collider?! (I feel dirty touching this page, but needs more Futurama reference) (see also: [xkcd #474])
• Defiler Mound?!
• PeterMawhorter ?! ?!
• MonkeyFucker??!
• Kevin Federline?!
• Metal Accelerator?!
• PeterTu?!
• ManchesterUnited??!
• Exception Handler?!
• Chinese Gold Farmer?!
• Frangible Object Lifter?!
• Spitzer?!
• Roger Federer?!?!?!
  • DingDingDing?
• Thermometer?!
• Alma Mater?!
• Overthruster?!
• Player character?!
• Boulder?!
  • Boulder, Colorado ?!?!
• TONER LOW?!
• Sex Worker?
• Bilateral Filter Tone Map Operator?!?!
• Gotterdammerung?!
• Fixed Point Combinator?!
• Supervisor?!?!
• Superman?! (Would that be considered an IhardlyKnowIm?)
  • Spiderman?!
    • Loverboy?! (Sadly not a superhero, though it should be.)
• Carpetbagger?!
• StygianDesolator??!
• Amateur cryptographer?!
• Resurrection?!
• Walker Texas Ranger?!?!
• EvaluatorImage?! (in some old LaserFiche code)
  • I dunno, I've evaluated the images of plenty of women I don't know. If you know what I mean.
• Pyromancer?!
• Artificer?!
• Flipper, flipper, faster than lightning?!
• Mr. Mister?!?!
• Copper piece?!
• Counterweight?!? (... she'd probably be offended!)
• [Twitter]?!
  • [Tumblr]?!
• Funeral pyre?!
• Warner Bros.?!
  • About what you're going to do to their sister?
• [Cellar Door]?!
  • Cellar
  • [Kellerbier (cellar beer)]?!
• Friar Tuck?!
• Low-pass filter?!
  • Low-ass filter?!
• Womanizer?!
• Stock broker?!
• Puffer fish?!
• Stripper?! (How was this not here before)
  • Hooker?!
    • Hook, line and sinker?!
• [Starter motor]?!
• Founder effect?!
• Cookie batter?!
• Sweater vest?!
• Whisker pole?!
• Player advantage?!
  • Player piano?!
    • Slaughterhouse-Five?!
• Rotterdam?!
• TuckerBacon??!
• Licorice?!
• [Dater High School]?!
• Clusterfuck?!
• Sewer?!
• Netscape Navigator?!
  • Internet Explorer?!
    • Mozilla Firefox?!
• Sleeper cell?!
• Bangers and mash?!
• [Ballmer curve]?!
• Buster Bunny?!
• Molar mass?!
• Designer clothes?!
  • [Designer baby]?!
• Boomerang?!
• Giant anteater?!
• LeeWiyninger?!
• Headmaster?!
• SExtractor?!
• Stairmaster?!
• Manager?!
• Sniper?!
  • Soldier?!
• Barbara Boxer?!
• [Jamaica]?!
• Cocker Spaniel?!
• Vancouver?!
• DarthVader??!
• Roller Hockey?!
• TelePrompter??!
• Riverside?!
• Power Button?!
• Spelunker?!
• Filler?!
• Nicaragua?!
• Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy?!
• Grindr?!
• [Courier]?!
• [Skinner Butte]?!